"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Hooked up with a lesbo

Broham

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I'm not posting my experience to brag but to hopefully clarify some things and share some ideas/theories
The Facts:
I was at a party on Sat night and I met this chick (HB8) who seemed completely straight but her friend told me she was a lesbo. After an hour or so of macking and a few drinking games, I asked her to take a walk with me, so we ended up sitting on the grass on an empty street. I then suggested we play "truth only" truth or dare, which led her to tell me she was gay but she makes out with guys. I then proceeded to make out with her for 5 minutes or so. We started walking again, I probed her to how it happened. This chick was molested and had a few traumatic experiences before turning bi, then fully gay. She also said she's never had sex with a guy before.
Fast forward 2 hours later: We started flirting more by the pool and talking about clubbing, so I brought her into the house where we then proceeded to grind and make out to some bangin' tunes for about 45 minutes......I'm not lying when I say she was REALLY into it, pressing hard against my body, letting me grope her, etc.... I got her # and she's gonna be back in my area in a few weeks, when I plan to make her straight again with one stroke of the magic stick! :)

The Analysis:
Now there have been ALOT of discussions on sosuave on feminism, lesbians and the new world order/satanic agenda. What I experienced on Sat further proves its a big media sham and I am not convinced . This was my first sexual experience with a self-confessed lesbo, but you would've never guessed she was. She looked completely normal, played with her hair, used kino, wasn't *****y, was respectful, and let ME dominate her (until I tried to go down her pants). These are all traits of a perfectly straight woman, reinforcing my theory that she was putting on a front, and was in fact, straight.

Your Analysis/Thoughts/What we can Learn:
I want to hear from guys who have had an experience like mine. Do you, like me, think its nurture over nature? Do you think alot of these girls really are gay or bi? Is it a big media scam taking over these girls brains? I'll follow up on this when I call this girl back to report the results. This will be very interesting........
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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spider_007

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SHE IS NOT A LESBO. SHE THINKS SHE IS. BUT SHE IS NOT.

Gays/Lesbos have something CHEMICALLY different about them, Their hormones are mixed up and for that reason they are attracted to same sex.

this gurl told you she was "mullested and had few tramautic experiences...." in onother words; YOU CAN'T GET MORE SCREWED UP THEN THIS GURL. She had bad experiences with men so she decided to switch sides, only when it suits her.... I know you wan't to hit that fine azz but DO YOU REALLY WANT TO CONTRIBUTE T0 HER PROBLEMS. look deep in your soull and find some compasion and leave this gurll alone.....If not for her good, then at do it for your own good. If her night with you isn't what she expected, she might have one of those flashbacks, and come at you with a nife:)
 

Broham

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Originally posted by squirrels
BAGGAGE. RED FLAG.

F*ck her and run. If you're afraid you can't run after you f*ck her...then just run.
She lives over 2 hours away, nothing to worry about. Maybe this isn't as intruiging a topic as I thought.......
 

Joe The Homophobe

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Now there have been ALOT of discussions on sosuave on feminism, lesbians and the new world order/satanic agenda. What I experienced on Sat further proves its a big media sham and I am not convinced .
the new world order/satanic agenda/anti-male agenda IS REAL.

now was the girl you did a real lesbo? probably not. But it don't mean you can't [censored] her so good that she will go back to the good side ;)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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lebRambo

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hey Fortress! Don't be so hasty! after all, those jews/muslims/masons/gays/feminists/abortion advocates/democrats/people who don't own guns/black people/Dan Rather really DO want to take over the world. :rolleyes:
 
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