victorious
New Member
hey all
wanna hook up some krazy ass pickup lines? lolz
thx.
`see yah
wanna hook up some krazy ass pickup lines? lolz
thx.
`see yah
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
hook up some pick up lines!
- Thread starter victorious
- Start date
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
GTS Jeff
Don Juan
You should become a better man that doesn't need pickup lines, rather than relying on cheap pickup lines.
"lolz" indeed.
"lolz" indeed.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
Heres the best one : "Hi"
Master it.
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actually, I'm feeling generous... this comes from David D.
"Hi. I'm conducting a sociol study to help me get over my fear of talking to women that I find attractive. Thanks for helping." AND KEEP WALKING.
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Look up Pimpologists posts around the forum... he's got a great guide on approaching.
Master it.
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actually, I'm feeling generous... this comes from David D.
"Hi. I'm conducting a sociol study to help me get over my fear of talking to women that I find attractive. Thanks for helping." AND KEEP WALKING.
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Look up Pimpologists posts around the forum... he's got a great guide on approaching.
elvis aint dead yet
Senior Don Juan
Bump
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Avoid pick up lines like the plague. Read The DJ Bible.
b's nuts
Master Don Juan
try this one, "hey, if we were to squirrels in a tree, could i bust a nut in your hole?"
or "is that a keg in your pants cuz, i would love to tapp that ass!"
my favorite "hey baby, have you ever had your ass hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"
or "is that a keg in your pants cuz, i would love to tapp that ass!"
my favorite "hey baby, have you ever had your ass hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"
Walden
Master Don Juan
" A beotch says what?"
b's nuts
Master Don Juan
oh, ****! I forgot the best one.
"Are you going to be a slut, or am I going to have to rape you?"
Actually, we all know pick up lines aren't worth sh!t. But damn, they sure can be funny.
"Are you going to be a slut, or am I going to have to rape you?"
Actually, we all know pick up lines aren't worth sh!t. But damn, they sure can be funny.
Black Bahindian
Senior Don Juan
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"Girl, you remind me of my Jeep."
"Really."
"Yeah, that b!tch died on me last night."
Krazy enough?
"Really."
"Yeah, that b!tch died on me last night."
Krazy enough?
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Black Bahindian
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 19, 2003
- Messages
- 227
- Reaction score
- 0
- Age
- 42
"Girl, you remind me of my Jeep."
"Really."
"Yeah, that b!tch died on me last night."
Krazy enough?
"Really."
"Yeah, that b!tch died on me last night."
Krazy enough?
Black Bahindian
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
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Damn double post
Satan Psycho
Don Juan
Do you come here often? 'Cause I'm about to come here right now.
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?