hook up some pick up lines!

[victorious]

hey all

wanna hook up some krazy ass pickup lines? lolz

thx.


`see yah

 

[GTS Jeff]

You should become a better man that doesn't need pickup lines, rather than relying on cheap pickup lines.

"lolz" indeed.

 

[So pimp its scary]

Heres the best one : "Hi"

Master it.

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actually, I'm feeling generous... this comes from David D.

"Hi. I'm conducting a sociol study to help me get over my fear of talking to women that I find attractive. Thanks for helping." AND KEEP WALKING.

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Look up Pimpologists posts around the forum... he's got a great guide on approaching.

 

[elvis aint dead yet]

Bump

 

[syemour]

is he serious? please tell me that this is an established DJ making fun of all the n00bs who say stuff like this.....please say so.......

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by victorious
hey all

wanna hook up some krazy ass pickup lines? lolz

thx.


`see yah

Avoid pick up lines like the plague. Read The DJ Bible.

 

[b's nuts]

try this one, "hey, if we were to squirrels in a tree, could i bust a nut in your hole?"

or "is that a keg in your pants cuz, i would love to tapp that ass!"

my favorite "hey baby, have you ever had your ass hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

 

[Walden]

" A beotch says what?"

 

[b's nuts]

oh, ****! I forgot the best one.

"Are you going to be a slut, or am I going to have to rape you?"

Actually, we all know pick up lines aren't worth sh!t. But damn, they sure can be funny.

 

[Black Bahindian]

"Girl, you remind me of my Jeep."

"Really."

"Yeah, that b!tch died on me last night."

Krazy enough?

 

[Black Bahindian]

"Girl, you remind me of my Jeep."

"Really."



"Yeah, that b!tch died on me last night."

Krazy enough?

 

[Black Bahindian]

Damn double post

 

[Satan Psycho]

Do you come here often? 'Cause I'm about to come here right now.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?