"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Homo Tropic Thunder beats The Dark Knight!!!!
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
PulpFiction
Don Juan
That sucks ,I can't believe how a movie like that has beaten Dark Knight.
realsmoothie
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Have you WATCHED it?
It's fricking genius. One of the funniest things I've seen in years.
And as much as I love Dark Knight... at least Tropic Thunder doesn't take itself so ridiculously seriously.
It's a COMIC BOOK MOVIE, people.
It's fricking genius. One of the funniest things I've seen in years.
And as much as I love Dark Knight... at least Tropic Thunder doesn't take itself so ridiculously seriously.
It's a COMIC BOOK MOVIE, people.
PulpFiction
Don Juan
I don't think I'll ever watch a movie like Tropic Thunder,it totally doesn't make sense.So what if Dark Knight is adapted ? Dark Knight is probably the best movie to date.I know it's been 5 weeks since it's release but a movie like Tropic Thunder should be avoided because you already know why.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
War Against Betaism
Master Don Juan
For Batman to be number one for so long is really an accomplishment, I thought it lost its spot like last week.
Exactly. Long live the 60s campy version!realsmoothie said:And as much as I love Dark Knight... at least Tropic Thunder doesn't take itself so ridiculously seriously.
It's a COMIC BOOK MOVIE, people.
Tropic Thunder actually looks hilarious (Downey as a black guy? Come on, that's comedy gold)
Plus Ben Stiller is in it. Every movie he has been in has been (yikes, poor sentence structure) funny till the next year. Yes, this includes There's something about mary, even though that movie is totally AFC (even Favre was AFC in it lol).
And my main man Jack Black is in it too.
I still can't believe I haven't seen it. I better go see it before the movie loses all of it's thunder...tropic thunder!!
Plus Ben Stiller is in it. Every movie he has been in has been (yikes, poor sentence structure) funny till the next year. Yes, this includes There's something about mary, even though that movie is totally AFC (even Favre was AFC in it lol).
And my main man Jack Black is in it too.
I still can't believe I haven't seen it. I better go see it before the movie loses all of it's thunder...tropic thunder!!
Ken785
Master Don Juan
I saw it. Yeah that movie is classic.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.