"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Homeopathy

Cash

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Has anyone experienced using this? If so, what did you use it for and does it 'seem' to work?

All feedback welcome.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Deep Dish

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Homeopathy is a pseudoscientific piece of paranormal bamboozlement. It was mainstream medicine back in the 17th century back when doctors knew nothing of proper medicine. It was what killed George Washington, after all. It was better than what came before it, drilling through people's head and leaving them to die, but most notably it lost favor to fact and truth. It's been severely discredited and doctors now know homeopathy is fake.

To say that medicine which is so diluted that not a single molecule of the medicine remains, effectively to give someone a glass of water to cure cancer or eradicate them of AIDS, and to say the less medicine there is the more potent the medicine, giving absurdity to the phrase "extra strength", not only defies logic and modern medicine but wreaks of bogus and blasphemy. In fact, there currently is a $1 million dollar challenge by the James Randi Educational Foundation open to supporters of homeopathy to simply demonstrate in a controlled setting that homeopathy works beyond the placebo effect. Most notably, not a single alternative medicine doctor or scientist in the world has been willing to take the challenge; they are long on excuses but short on willpower.

In short, homeopathy is a fraud, scandal, and scam, to which nothing more needs to be said.
 
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