"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Home made Male Enhancers.....

speed dawg

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Any of you know of any home remedy type male performance enhancers? I've heard red meat, celery, zinc supplement, oysters, green tea. Any of you know any others?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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donjuanjovi

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You consider red meat a 'home made performance enhancer'?
 

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would grinding your cooked red meat in a blender + water + vegetables = a decent protein drink? with some salt for favour or something?
could you actually drink it?
 

Warboss Alex

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int3l said:
would grinding your cooked red meat in a blender + water + vegetables = a decent protein drink? with some salt for favour or something?
could you actually drink it?
why don't you just make burgers.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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speed dawg said:
Any of you know of any home remedy type male performance enhancers? I've heard red meat, celery, zinc supplement, oysters, green tea. Any of you know any others?
saturated fats will do, go for burgers (ground chuck has lots of fat)
 
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