"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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holy sh1t this is sick

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everywomanshero

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Some strains can put you at risk for penis cancer YIKES. Fortunately, the strains that cause genital warts (which is what I have) do not. Also fortunately I do not have warts or symptoms besides the initial wart that I had removed. I decided to handle the paternity testing myself, and I will get the test done at walgreens after I save up a few bucks. I suspect i will be proven innocent by the results, but the conception date was right on the money so I guess anything is possible.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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everywomanshero said:
Some strains can put you at risk for penis cancer YIKES. Fortunately, the strains that cause genital warts (which is what I have) do not. Also fortunately I do not have warts or symptoms besides the initial wart that I had removed. I decided to handle the paternity testing myself, and I will get the test done at walgreens after I save up a few bucks. I suspect i will be proven innocent by the results, but the conception date was right on the money so I guess anything is possible.
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I think it's funny how you attributed your non-condom use to "not believing in karma or fate"....well, pregnancy and STDs seem to be more a matter of science than fate. The natural purpose of sex is to impregnant. You might as well have attributed the sunrise and sunset to karma and fate.

There are a lot of stupid people in the world.
 
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To follow up, a year later she has had a baby and I tested positive for HPV. Right after that she found out she was prego. I think I will be forced to undergo DNA testing even though I don't think it's mine. The ex-bf was already ordered to and came back negative. Apparently, three other guys also banged her after me lol so there is a good chance I will be cleared, but none of those guys can be located.

After all this, I suggest using a prepaid phone for meeting random shags.
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Lol you completely had all of this coming to you. Have fun being a dirty infected human being for the rest of your life.
 
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eaglez1177 said:
Lol you completely had all of this coming to you. Have fun being a dirty infected human being for the rest of your life.
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Chill out, the guy contracted a disease and is facing having a child by some slut.

Have some sympathy.
 
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Ease said:
Chill out, the guy contracted a disease and is facing having a child by some slut.

Have some sympathy.
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well he did bring it onto himself. And I'm sure she slept with more than 4 guys, those 4 guys were probably the only ones stupid enough to go bareback with her.

I personally don't have sympathy for idiots.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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