holy sh1t this is sick

[everywomanshero]

Ok so the other day I banged this chick and all that, well today her bf txts me and all this **** going on and on about how he told her not to let me eat her out blah blah blah. Then she txts me and says they are prolly breaking up and he's acting crazy.

Anyway it comes out that after I left, dude went down on her and got the sloppy seconds...ON THE FACE! Mind you I didn't use a condom either. That is some s1ck sh1t right there! Dude to me that's gay, he must be in denial or something. I can't even **** the chick again, this is just too much. muther ****er got sloppy seconds ON THE FACE ha ha and apparently was horny about it cuz he ****ed her twice too. Be careful out there. My **** is going in for a full diagnostic just to be safe. I just now realized exactly how messed up this situation really is. Now he's going nuts and blaming me for ruining their relationship... right.... no **** like that happened to my face bro hahahaha

 

[Leporello]

Yay?

 

[Cure]

you knowingly slept with a girl whos sleeping with someone else, without a condom? even if you assume no risk of pregnancy, you are still taking a stupid risk regarding STI's etc.

on topic I dont see whys hes mad at you. It was his chick to lose.

 

[Prodigy746]

wow...you are banging a girl without a condom that you know she is flucking another guy. Sry bro you are not smart...

 

[comic_relief]

wow... congrats?!? We are all so proud of you

Just to let you know, karma usually has a funny way of coming back to bite you in the @$$

comic_relief

 

[everywomanshero]

I hardly ever use condoms, they don't do it for me. I've been pretty lucky, in the years I've been at this all I've ever gotten were bacterial infections easily treated. Most of the disease risk is vastly overstated. She flip flopped her story, before she couldnt get prego now she texts me and says she can. The odds of pregnancy from a single encounter are pretty low too, so I'm not even worried about it. Some chicks insist on condoms, I'll use them if they seem dead set on it. I don't believe in things like karma or fate, chicks believe in that stuff

 

[comic_relief]

I don't believe in things like karma or fate, chicks believe in that stuff

so do Buddists and Hindus and most people that I talk to.

comic_relief

 

[Senor Juan]

wow... congrats?!? We are all so proud of you

Just to let you know, karma usually has a funny way of coming back to bite you in the @$$

comic_relief

Karma is just cause and effect.
Risk of STI's maybe overstated but if you have sex all the time with different partners there's a pretty high risk of some kind of serious infection.

 

[horaholic]

Some guys get off on that kind of shyt. Either that or they embraced cuckoldry to help them cope with being cheated on.

That being said, you are pretty sick too. When you banged her without a rubber, she most likely had his jizz inside her too, so you arent much better than him.

Thats why i dont go after taken chicks. Dont worry, if she does get pregnant (she probably lied about not being able to get pregnant, you know) she'll make her cuck-boy raise it like his own, I'm sure.

Here's a question: did she just straight out tell him she was going to fvck you, then give him your number? Something doesnt sit right with me about that one either.

 

[everywomanshero]

Ya she was texting him while he was at work he knew. He just packed up and left today apparently. O well, another fine couple split up lol

 

[eaglez1177]

Damn man always wrap the tool, its not worth getting an sti AT ALL. I would seriously get yourself checked out cuz you mightve caught something, especially if this chick is fvcking other guys. Dumb move.

 

[Groovy]

I don't understand how can someone have sex without using a condom...... that's the stupidest thing ever in my opinion, i wouldn't do it even if it was a pornstar. If I did that because i was drunk or something I would consider myself in a extremley messed up situation.

 

[comic_relief]

Ya she was texting him while he was at work he knew. He just packed up and left today apparently. O well, another fine couple split up lol

congrats, I'm so happy that you take happiness in other people's pain and suffering...

Out my way with my friends, they would seriously take your @$$ outside and beat you for doing that.

*blocking*

- comic_relief

 

[everywomanshero]

To follow up, a year later she has had a baby and I tested positive for HPV. Right after that she found out she was prego. I think I will be forced to undergo DNA testing even though I don't think it's mine. The ex-bf was already ordered to and came back negative. Apparently, three other guys also banged her after me lol so there is a good chance I will be cleared, but none of those guys can be located.

After all this, I suggest using a prepaid phone for meeting random shags.

 

[SandHawk]

Or, you just use a f*cking condom when banging random chicks. Geez man, how stupid can a DJ be?

I strongly suggest you get rid of your phone number and make sure you never see this chick again. Being forced to take a DNA test for this is stupid. And if you never want to have kids anyway, you should get yourself snipped.

 

[OamImrsNemo]

To follow up, a year later she has had a baby and I tested positive for HPV. Right after that she found out she was prego. I think I will be forced to undergo DNA testing even though I don't think it's mine. The ex-bf was already ordered to and came back negative. Apparently, three other guys also banged her after me lol so there is a good chance I will be cleared, but none of those guys can be located.

After all this, I suggest using a prepaid phone for meeting random shags.

While I am glad that you are honest and put the update. I hope that this kid is not yours.

What a horrible father you would be and your lucky you only got HPV after all the things you have done. Seriously being proud of breaking up relationships?
That is pretty low dude. I hope you fall for someone HARD and then a dj comes and fvcks her and your left hopeless...

 

[kingsam]

I hardly ever use condoms, they don't do it for me.

but HPV does... !

 

[BigJimbo]

Remember, HPV laughs at your fancy condoms. Condoms do no good against HPV!!! HPV is my best friend. You guys will get it one day if you don't already have it. God Bless the USA!

 

[horaholic]

So, how does it feel knowing you had FOUR other guys jizz on your penis? How do you think its probably not yours? My guess is at least one or two of the other guys were smart enough to wrap it up, or at least pull out.

 

[Just a Shot Away]

Remember, HPV laughs at your fancy condoms. Condoms do no good against HPV!!! HPV is my best friend. You guys will get it one day if you don't already have it. God Bless the USA!

Condoms DO prevent HPV. http://cancer.about.com/od/hp1/f/condomsHPV.htm

God bless...actually knowing what you're talking about. Btw, "HPV is my best friend"? You're a weird f.uckin' guy.