"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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holy fvck...

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I thought I was a proper man deserving a naturally beautiful woman like my dad did. Little games, just wanting a beautiful family life.

THATS A BIG JOKE NOW.

there were girls dressed to go to a Beyonce concert and I chatted them up all politely.

the nice one at least pretended to be sweet. Making eye contact and convo.

her friend, after I told them that the machine to pay for the train wasn't taking their dollar bill cause it was too wrinkled said, "that's bull****" straight up. And this chick was showing side boob like its going out of style.

she was an 8...with makeup...caked up. And that kind of talk with a polite stranger.
I just walked away after that.
I mean, I just finished my jog, was feeling good and stuff.

maybe she was drunk already but fvck...

honestly, my exes who were by far less fit acted the same way after they got comfortable.

just a reminder to take no crap whatsoever with these dizzy media following females


#nobeyonce#sloots#jimmytatro. lol just kidding guys....at least I still my sense of humor
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'm not sure what exactly she did wrong.

What? You don't like swearing or something?
 

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Um....yea....

its like treating your waiter rudely...sure, you can. .but you shouldn't.

if i had licked her side boob i would understand.

she was pretty...maybe even smart and kind but I'll never know cuz she's a biatch....

which makes me sad for her and her kind
 

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Are you saying they treated you inhumane? Regarding the circumstances, this was nothing out of the ordinary. We know they were in their shined up battle armor going to a war, and you were just strolling around in your sports clothes. Anyway, pointless to discuss, forget it, treat it as a glitch in the matrix.
 

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Beyonce fans are the worst.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Don't blame you, you did the right thing. From my experience the type of women that cuss really early on are typically trouble. It shows bad manners, and that friend is probably a s*** starter.

That one you engaged conversation with might have been nice, but could have been a predator posing as a house pet. You wouldn't have been able to take things further with her anyway since that cussing friend was rude to you, and would have told her not to do anything when you weren't around.
 
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