"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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holy **** did i lose my cool

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ok this girl i ****ed last week. we have been talking. i did not know she bangs everyone. **** i gav my bro the go ahead at the bar. i didnt care. i really ddint. then after being loaded i did care when they left together. i was pissed. i kicked a few cars on the walk home. i called my brothers. they ddint answerr. i called another one of my boys.

here comes the bad terrible part. i called my boy. the one walking with the chick. terrible awful move. i was pissed. like angry ****. i know woment do the chosing. i know this. many times. i should have stepped up my game. honestly i ddint think she would go with him. i figured that she would roll with me. i know totally not cool.

i texted her and told her to never talk to me again. i mean yeah i go no right to expect her to be loyal to me. but the whole my friend thing just pissed me off. i hate women. actually no i hate myself. its my fault. i know enough vrom reading on here that it is my fault she left with hima nd not me. hrist. i am an ass. i feel embarrassed i blocke my friend. whatever
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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You fool, hors are for everybody - Wake Up The Matrix Has You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you would have kicked my car you would have been shot with a 747!!!!
 

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Last Man Standing said:
If you would have kicked my car you would have been shot with a 747!!!!
You're going to shoot him with a jet plane? :crackup:
 

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WaterTiger said:
You're going to shoot him with a jet plane? :crackup:
water tiger you put a big smile on my face. thanks for the pick me up.

look i realize i totally blew it. i dont need to here how anyone would this or that me over the internet. i have a good friend that i blocked that may very well in real life. if anyone has advice for me? this was my breaking point, i was stressed and pissed going into the nights drinking. this event and alcohol put over the edge. i know i lost it. i know i wasnt cool. i know i did the opposite to attract this girl or any girl who hears this story or saw me kick those cars for that matter. i take total ownership of my actions. being drunk doesnt cut it for an excuse.
 

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if it makes you feel any better, I flipped out over a ***** last night too!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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It sounds like you have a drinking problem. Handle that issue first, bro.

Wolf
 

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false. i only had around a dozen drinks last night over 4 hours. On a friday night that isnt too bad when you are not driving as i wasnt. now if i had a few beers to wash down my eggs in the morning that would be a different stoy.
 

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my best advise when you are drinking and something pisses you off, you either say it all and get it all out on the table or you keep quiet.
so how do you know which one is the right thing to do? well heres a list:
1. if you think someone is buying your chick a beer = keep quiet, its one less beer for you to buy
2. if someone slaps your girl on the ass after buying her a beer = time to say "hands off , shes with me"
3. if she starts an argument about how she thinks you think she is fat = just say shes not
4. if you bang her in a week and then wonder if shes always fast = just keep quiet for goodness sake... you should just drink another beer, have a good time tonight and worry tommorrow.the answer is duh!
 

drmeathead

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yeah i agree. i know i had no place to say anything. i did. the important thing is that my friend and i are cool.
 

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i really hope this is a joke.

ive never understood some people when they drink. there seems to be 2 kinds of drinkers...

1) those hwo get angry
2) those who get blissful

im the second type.

if im blitz theres just about nothing that can get me pissed off. i dont understand people who get blitz and then want to fight or get pissed off over things. i suppose they are the folks who have a lot of pent up frustration and anger to begin with.

anyway, the issue isnt your friend or what you said to him. the issue also is not the chic. the issue is why a wh*re would matter to you either way.

my money is saying your 25 or under and still are into the ego side of life - "sure she was a *****, but she was MY *****." "Ya, shes a *****, but what does that say about me that I can't even hold down a wh*re" - oh to be young and idiotic :p
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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My personal and brief experience with alcohol in public is that it depowered me, caused my guard to drop, and caused me to do things i regret. IMO, a dj would never allow himself to get intoxicated in public.
 

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you guys never go and get drunk? cmon. normally i am the guy in the group of my friends that keeps my head. this just happened after a long stressful day.

anyway i agree put too much value in a girl that obviously didnt deserve any. better to find that out now that after i would take her out on a date and spend any kind of money on her.
 

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I made a couple chicks walk home kicking cars Saturday night. :D

Chicks aren't worth getting riled up about, you know it by the title of your post: "I lost my cool"
 
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Vulpine said:
I made a couple chicks walk home kicking cars Saturday night. :D

Chicks aren't worth getting riled up about, you know it by the title of your post: "I lost my cool"
If they would have kicked my ride their asses would have been shot with a 747!!!
 

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WaterTiger said:
You're going to shoot him with a jet plane? :crackup:
I almost just blew coffee out my nose all over my computer monitor. This has had me LMAO for the past few minutes.

LMS - You always crack me up.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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