"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hollywood/Celebrity males who actually go against the forced BS.

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Who else are some good Hollywood celebrity males you know of that go against the BS promoted by Hollywood and or Feminists and what have you heard them say?

George Clooney

Clint Eastwood

Joe Rogan

Dave Chappel (Def for going against the rampant phaggotry being promoted by Hollywood.) Especially how it seems the rage to have black dudes do roles as women. It was amazing how many on his list have actually done that.


Anyone else who is an actor etc. That goes against the "normal" Hollywood BS?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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VladPatton

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Without even clicking on the thread, George Clooney came to mind. That, mudderfaqquas, is a real-life, living, breathing Don Juan. He bangs em and dumps em like there's no tomorrow.

Joe Rogan is a lunatic, he is great, I listen to his podcasts all the time and he takes no shıt either.

I can't think of any others right now...just be George Clooney, damnit! lol
 

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VladPatton said:
Without even clicking on the thread, George Clooney came to mind. That, mudderfaqquas, is a real-life, living, breathing Don Juan. He bangs em and dumps em like there's no tomorrow.

Joe Rogan is a lunatic, he is great, I listen to his podcasts all the time and he takes no shıt either.

I can't think of any others right now...just be George Clooney, damnit! lol
Have Moviestar good looks, a fatass bank account, and lots of fame, easier said than done. If every man could be George Clooney or some other movie star with the looks, fame, and fortune, they would.

It's all about value.
 

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4north1side2 said:
You do know that Dave dressed in drag in Robin Hood:Men In Tights right?
Pretty sure he meant that as a joke. And dressing in drag for one minor role is way different from that Tyler Perry crap that's butt phucking movie theaters these days.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ted Nugent
Chuck Norris
Mel Gibson (though this is probably no the best example..)
Almost shockingly, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to some extent
 

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Bokanovsky said:
Ted Nugent
Chuck Norris
Mel Gibson (though this is probably no the best example..)
Almost shockingly, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to some extent

Almost forgot about the late Johnny Cash and Frank Sinatra
 

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True....George clooney....Leo dicrapio....but looks, fame, and money.....too easy...plus, they have a lot of time to sleep in..can't be doing your thing at clubs and bars when u gotta pay ur bills. They have no stresses of daily life stuff like buying groceries, waiting in traffic, etc...they have people to do that. Their families don't give them grief cuz they get flown around the world, etc....etc...
 

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i've always had the non-sexual boner for sean connery :)
not disappointed.
 

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Recently saw some late show interviews with Steven Yeun (Walking Dead) and Aziz Ansari (Parks and Recreation) and it was really interesting to hear these guys doing schtick about sh!t tests, texting, and what a general pain in the ass dating is these days. I really didn't get the impression that they had it any better than the rest of us - not that they're A-listers, but still, you get the idea. Also got the distinct idea that they both had some exposure to the manosphere/game blogs, although they never specifically said as much.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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