"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Holly ****. Watch out guys!

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Some of the craziest **** happened tonight with me. I will not go into details for my own reasons but i will tell you this, when i told my best friend whom I've known for 5 years what happened, after 10 minutes of listening he said "Please tell me you just made all that up"...


Read this tip of mine until it sinks in:

"When a girl is VERY eager to meet you, drive to your place, make out.. i.e get with you, WATCH THE FUKK OUT. Examine her and figure out why is she so eager. Do NOT feed your ego and think "you are just the pimp!", usually something else is going on."


There are plenty of girls like this. Some are desperate becuase they are not attractive. Some lack emotional connection becuase they are unstable. Some are golddiggers. Some are just fukking crazy.


Watch out guys. I still cant believe what happened...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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mkaaay..care to tell us what happened?
 
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Dude, you need to tell.
Scenario happened to me a few times but girls who did it were never more than usual stalkers...can't imagine what could be as bad as you imply...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Of course man. Any girl with confidence (who is not a nyphomaniac), will have respect for herself. All hos are the ones with problems!
 
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oxide, well done...

you have me curious, now reveal yourself!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Oxide
Some of the craziest **** happened tonight with me. I will not go into details for my own reasons but i will tell you this, when i told my best friend whom I've known for 5 years what happened, after 10 minutes of listening he said "Please tell me you just made all that up"...


Read this tip of mine until it sinks in:

"When a girl is VERY eager to meet you, drive to your place, make out.. i.e get with you, WATCH THE FUKK OUT. Examine her and figure out why is she so eager. Do NOT feed your ego and think "you are just the pimp!", usually something else is going on."


There are plenty of girls like this. Some are desperate becuase they are not attractive. Some lack emotional connection becuase they are unstable. Some are golddiggers. Some are just fukking crazy.


Watch out guys. I still cant believe what happened...
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All you gotta do is use BC, baby, a woman like this beats the hell out of an uninterested woman, or the hated "platonic friend" woman.
 
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Is there really a point to this thread? Without some conclusive proof I'm inclined to ignore your warnings all together Oxide.

My room mate had girl who wanted to come over just for a piece of tail and that worked out fine. There was no scheme, no catch, nothing she just came over and got f*cked. I witnessed this first hand and you're giving fair warning citing a scenerio that you won't even reveil:confused:

Pardon me if I don't take this advice to heart.
 
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wow this is a stupid thread? its kinda sounding trollish
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Call me Inspector Sherlock if you will...but methinks the girl was infected with HIV or some other STD. How did I come up with this conclusion?

The title of the thread "Holly ****, watch out guys!" is supposed to signal a warning . What else do we have to watch out for when we have sex.

His friend must have been shocked because he was aware that this girl was infected and was hoping that our friend, Oxide did not fall prey to her.
 
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Call me Inspector Sherlock if you will...but methinks the girl was infected with HIV or some other STD. How did I come up with this conclusion?

The title of the thread "Holly ****, watch out guys!" is supposed to signal a warning . What else do we have to watch out for when we have sex.

His friend must have been shocked because he was aware that this girl was infected and was hoping that our friend, Oxide did not fall prey to her.
 
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Well this is a given, just make sure that you got your asses covered and that no amount of ***** is really worth to die for.
 
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Some hors want to give men diseases including AIDS and men are to willing to always comply - hors know this!!
 
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I am not talking about girls you already know and call for booty calls. I am talking about ones that you have just met that same night.

This isnt about STD's, although that is something definately to watch out for. If you notice any unusal bumps or cuts, make sure to ask "Are you std free?" or something to that extent. In that case, she is liable and you can sue her if something goes wrong.


Puerto, i dont think there is a single guy in his right mind who wants to get AIDS. I think you are a little off there. Yes girls do fukk around while having STDs, that is exactly why you ask her ass.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Oxide
Puerto, i dont think there is a single guy in his right mind who wants to get AIDS. I think you are a little off there. Yes girls do fukk around while having STDs, that is exactly why you ask her ass.
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As if hors don't lie!!:rolleyes:

I.m saying hors are vengeful and do deliberate shyt out of anger!! Most men would take the pvssy if offered to them on a platter ---- I don't and have not!!
 
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It's about getting trick rolled isn't it?
 
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By the way, who's Holly?
 
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