Hey ma ****as what are you sayin I just finished my first week of classes at University and I need some advice. I agreed with myself that every class I go to I walk in, find the fittest ***** with an open seat, introduce myself, chat her up in class and get her number at the end. I have been extremely successful going 4/5 because one ***** was straight trife cold as **** straight yes/no answers i didnt even bother askin her number the ***** was nothing special. but then i went to the caf and got a fitter *****es number.
anyways.
I want your perspective and advice.
So I go to this class walk in and ask some asian dude if im in the right class. The girl sitting one row under him tells me that I am. I ask if its alright to sit next to her and she says yes. Theres her on one side and an ugly ***** on the other, i introduce myself and start chatting them both up but clearly start shifting towards the fitty, leanin to her, makin small talk, jokes n ****, our arms are brushin and touchin. i feel shes down with me and weve got some kind of connection so at the end i tell her i gotta talk to the professor btu we should exchange numbers incase one of us misses a class. she smeells game and knows whats up instantly and says but youre probably going to have to change classes (which is true) but i flash her a smile and say still, she gives me her residence extension (phone) number and bounces.
An hour or two later im standing outside my residence talkin to some dude i bummed a smoke off of when this girl (who apparently lives in the same rez as me) walks up from behind taps me on the back and makes sure I have her number i ask her what shes sayin she says shes gettin books i tell her ill see her around and she smiles and shortly after i comment to the guy i bummed a smoke off that i love this place.
****in like an hour later after i grab smokes im chillin outside the university centre chattin up this ****in SMOKIN spanish girl when sure enough the girl from class walks right by within 5 feet, comin back from the bookstore, im not sure whether i should hide my head or raise it up high.
A day or two goes by I give her a call no answer at her place, i hang up **** leavin a message. Three seconds later my phone rings as shes callin me back i ask her what shes sayin tonight she says shes tryin to decide whether she should start drinkin or start studying i tell her im about to head downtown to get drunk as **** with a buddy of mine she tells me she has no ID but gives me her cell # and tells me to call her if I dont go downtown.
Another day or two goes by I call her from my buddies room gettin drunk as **** no answer a bit later his phone rings its her i ask her whats up within 5 mins shes down at my buddies room my buddy and some other kkids are in the other rooms rippin bong hits its just me and this girl in the main room i give her a hug and we go out to have a smoke joined by two other girls in my rez who we were supposed to go to a party with later.
This is when **** starts getting ****ed up.
So me, the girl from class and two other girls from my rez are outside havin a smoke i introduce this girl to the girls from my rez she mentions how i said we should exchange numbers incase one of of us missed class and called her a couple days later askin if she wantin to hit up a bar sayin i was a smooth playa, the sit was funny to me when a stranger is walkin by and we ask him for smokes he gives three to the girl from class. The other girls from my rez bounce so its me this girl and this dude. Turns out hes from new zealand generous dude, nice dude, and more importantly as we found out from conversation, this dude is a massage therapist or trainin to be one anyways and of course this girl demands a message. Now i havent even seen this ***** since that class so im not gonna make a ****ing scene so i play cool but it felt like this ****in ***** was teasing me, sayin she likes the dudes accent n ****, i wasnt gonna ****in make a scene over some girl from class but i wasnt gonna ****in sit around outside with the ****in massage party either so i said peace and went and got drunk as **** in another rez ***** tells me to call her tomorrow i tell her im out of the city tomorrow i might call her next week. The dude from new zealand didnt go to my university is gone tomorrow but i know fullllly well he couldve ****ed the **** out of this ***** tonight. So im trying to figure out whats the story with this *****. To me it seems like she was teasing me, playing with me, ****in calling me back running to my door and then ****in askin some next dude to hand her a massage when from the moment we met I saw her givin me the eye and just had a feelin this girl was a little freak. Anyways the way I perceive it right now is this ***** isnt looking for a husband shes looking for **** and if she just wants to ****in do nasty **** without all that extra bull**** on the side thats cool with me. Im sure thers plenty that would perceive what happened tho as me getting ****ed or me getting played or this ***** ****ting on me so i want to hear your opinions. The thing is this ***** has been playin little games with me from the very start and I always felt like she was down either way new zealand boy is gone by the time i wake up and if i end up stuffin **** in this *****s mouth i could give a **** about wut happened before, cause when i bust on her face and look in her eyes shell know what the real score is.
ANYWAYS
YOUR OPINION?
This ***** a Lil Freak waiting to get slammed or is she a ****in **** Tease ***** trying to **** me around?
anyways.
I want your perspective and advice.
So I go to this class walk in and ask some asian dude if im in the right class. The girl sitting one row under him tells me that I am. I ask if its alright to sit next to her and she says yes. Theres her on one side and an ugly ***** on the other, i introduce myself and start chatting them both up but clearly start shifting towards the fitty, leanin to her, makin small talk, jokes n ****, our arms are brushin and touchin. i feel shes down with me and weve got some kind of connection so at the end i tell her i gotta talk to the professor btu we should exchange numbers incase one of us misses a class. she smeells game and knows whats up instantly and says but youre probably going to have to change classes (which is true) but i flash her a smile and say still, she gives me her residence extension (phone) number and bounces.
An hour or two later im standing outside my residence talkin to some dude i bummed a smoke off of when this girl (who apparently lives in the same rez as me) walks up from behind taps me on the back and makes sure I have her number i ask her what shes sayin she says shes gettin books i tell her ill see her around and she smiles and shortly after i comment to the guy i bummed a smoke off that i love this place.
****in like an hour later after i grab smokes im chillin outside the university centre chattin up this ****in SMOKIN spanish girl when sure enough the girl from class walks right by within 5 feet, comin back from the bookstore, im not sure whether i should hide my head or raise it up high.
A day or two goes by I give her a call no answer at her place, i hang up **** leavin a message. Three seconds later my phone rings as shes callin me back i ask her what shes sayin tonight she says shes tryin to decide whether she should start drinkin or start studying i tell her im about to head downtown to get drunk as **** with a buddy of mine she tells me she has no ID but gives me her cell # and tells me to call her if I dont go downtown.
Another day or two goes by I call her from my buddies room gettin drunk as **** no answer a bit later his phone rings its her i ask her whats up within 5 mins shes down at my buddies room my buddy and some other kkids are in the other rooms rippin bong hits its just me and this girl in the main room i give her a hug and we go out to have a smoke joined by two other girls in my rez who we were supposed to go to a party with later.
This is when **** starts getting ****ed up.
So me, the girl from class and two other girls from my rez are outside havin a smoke i introduce this girl to the girls from my rez she mentions how i said we should exchange numbers incase one of of us missed class and called her a couple days later askin if she wantin to hit up a bar sayin i was a smooth playa, the sit was funny to me when a stranger is walkin by and we ask him for smokes he gives three to the girl from class. The other girls from my rez bounce so its me this girl and this dude. Turns out hes from new zealand generous dude, nice dude, and more importantly as we found out from conversation, this dude is a massage therapist or trainin to be one anyways and of course this girl demands a message. Now i havent even seen this ***** since that class so im not gonna make a ****ing scene so i play cool but it felt like this ****in ***** was teasing me, sayin she likes the dudes accent n ****, i wasnt gonna ****in make a scene over some girl from class but i wasnt gonna ****in sit around outside with the ****in massage party either so i said peace and went and got drunk as **** in another rez ***** tells me to call her tomorrow i tell her im out of the city tomorrow i might call her next week. The dude from new zealand didnt go to my university is gone tomorrow but i know fullllly well he couldve ****ed the **** out of this ***** tonight. So im trying to figure out whats the story with this *****. To me it seems like she was teasing me, playing with me, ****in calling me back running to my door and then ****in askin some next dude to hand her a massage when from the moment we met I saw her givin me the eye and just had a feelin this girl was a little freak. Anyways the way I perceive it right now is this ***** isnt looking for a husband shes looking for **** and if she just wants to ****in do nasty **** without all that extra bull**** on the side thats cool with me. Im sure thers plenty that would perceive what happened tho as me getting ****ed or me getting played or this ***** ****ting on me so i want to hear your opinions. The thing is this ***** has been playin little games with me from the very start and I always felt like she was down either way new zealand boy is gone by the time i wake up and if i end up stuffin **** in this *****s mouth i could give a **** about wut happened before, cause when i bust on her face and look in her eyes shell know what the real score is.
ANYWAYS
YOUR OPINION?
This ***** a Lil Freak waiting to get slammed or is she a ****in **** Tease ***** trying to **** me around?
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