"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hmm..

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Well, havent been on the boards on a while but whatever im back now. Whats new anal eter? :D Whats everyone been up to?

Something about these fourms looks different.. hmm..
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by Capt.Jack Sparrow
Well, havent been on the boards on a while but whatever im back now. Whats new anal eter? :D Whats everyone been up to?

Something about these fourms looks different.. hmm..
I think its just the fact that I am morally superior to you now.
 

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The usual. Doing my job, spending time with my gf, getting reamed by jealous people on this site...

So how's life Capt. Jacking Sparrow? :p
 

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Re: Re: Hmm..

Originally posted by Vincent
I think its just the fact that I am morally superior to you now.
IDIOT!
 

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Re: Re: Re: Hmm..

Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
IDIOT!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Ow, my ego...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Hey hey, calm down...You two are having too much fun! Go back to being mindless drones...
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
Hey hey, calm down...You two are having too much fun! Go back to being mindless drones...
*zombie trance* yes master, close threads, delete treads, no fun, no fun, no opinions, no opinions...
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
The usual. Doing my job, spending time with my gf, getting reamed by jealous people on this site...

So how's life Capt. Jacking Sparrow? :p
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Yes! I can see how you get flamed in that one thread for pen and gio... though now I expect them to derail this thread. ^_^ yup anytime now
 

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Originally posted by Capt.Jack Sparrow
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Yes! I can see how you get flamed in that one thread for pen and gio... though now I expect them to derail this thread. ^_^ yup anytime now
That or me and Fist_of_Fury. :D

Wouldn't mind de-railing her...;) :D
 

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wouldn't mind being de-railed:D
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
wouldn't mind being de-railed:D
Wall, bed, desk, floor, or on your RA's door?
 

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actually, i was hoping we could do it in the ROTC supply room...:p
 

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
actually, i was hoping we could do it in the ROTC supply room...:p
Hehe, make sure Walkups uniform is used to clean up. ;)
 

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i dunno if we wanna do that...i dont know what kinda germs he's had...specially if he's effed katie :p
 

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Originally posted by Fist_of_Fury
i dunno if we wanna do that...i dont know what kinda germs he's had...specially if he's effed katie :p
I won't care about germs when I'm cleaning up c*m with it. :p
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by Capt.Jack Sparrow
LOL i wasent expecting you too but oh well.
Expect the unexpected. ;)

Now where were we Fist? Oh right...In the PT room...
 
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