"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Hitting the clubs dressed as Batman?
- Thread starter toddlips
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
KarmaSutra
Banned
- Joined
- Oct 13, 2005
- Messages
- 4,818
- Reaction score
- 142
- Age
- 53
I've run into this guy in Ybor on 7th avenue when I've been hanging out at Crowbar.
He seemed harmless and you have to admire the balls to walk around in public as he does and not give a fvck.
He seemed harmless and you have to admire the balls to walk around in public as he does and not give a fvck.
KarmaSutra
Banned
- Joined
- Oct 13, 2005
- Messages
- 4,818
- Reaction score
- 142
- Age
- 53
I would suppose? Though the last time I went to Guavaween there was nothing but beautiful mayhem and rampant public debauchery.
I'm going this year too.
I'm going this year too.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Didn't you guys realize that this is the ULTIMATE way to peacock?
Plus, you can intimidate all the AMOGs with your deep, rough voice!
I think the best part of that article is that the dude has a spare mask.
And now, I must go into hiding until this article is forgotten by everybody here as my secret identity has been revealed.
Plus, you can intimidate all the AMOGs with your deep, rough voice!
I think the best part of that article is that the dude has a spare mask.
And now, I must go into hiding until this article is forgotten by everybody here as my secret identity has been revealed.