"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Hit the malls, fine ass honeys everywhere

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Yo i creeped into the mall yesterday to drop something off to my friend.

The mall was seriously packed full of HB's. All of them wearing sexy apparell as well.

Ive been opening with "what kinda flipflops are those?" to every girl since every girl is sportin those, i even ask it to the girls who dont have them hah.

Since im doing the bootcamp (now after 2 yrs -_-) its been going well... considering im in week 1 so im making alot of eye contact and saying alot of "hi's".

Oh yeah i copped 2 pairs of aviators too, gotta shield the optics from ultra violent rays trying to destroy my retinas.

Just a friendly reminder from your murderous neighborhood psycho pimp. Lates
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lol, whats been most of their responses after you said that line? Seems like a bit of a out the blue line. Did it lead to any numbers?

I just broke up with my gf so im thinking of starting the bootcamp soon and yeh the mall is packed with hbs, it will definitly be the main place where im going to lay my mack down.
 
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Trust me, its an easy opener. It resulted in 3 #'s.

Some blonde 8 (score), asian 7.5 and blonde 6 (yeah i know -_-).

Also i saw this fine ass STRIPPER there from the local joint, this is the 2nd stripper ive recognized at the mall. I wanted to go spit something at her but i couldnt do it .

I approached about 6 lonebabes and a gruesome twosome who totally rejected me hardcore. Also there was this VERY sexy mulatto or lightskinned black chick there. This was a surprise for me but like a fool i didnt approach, (opted for the gruesome twosome, yeah big mistake hah). I dont feel that bad, she looked kinda young...but still..
 
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lol cool, ill try out that line.

how do you use the line though? Like 'what kinda flip flops are those' in a neg kit kinda way or like in a way you want to know what type of flip flops they really are.
 
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