"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hit by two tracks at 50 km+, then walks away

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWXmM4z-EpM


This happened over the weekend. What do you make of this?




I don't think they are under influence of drugs. Looks more like under influence of super human abilities. Perhaps mind bridging?


You know that 99% of an atom is empty space. We are nothing but energy slowed down to lower frequency. God is the universe. They are talking about how we are in 3rd dimension, and how we are headed into 4th, 5th, etc. Now higher frequency makes much more sense. :)


What are physics and science? Just tools we have to explain the 3rd dimension. Our science has no explanation for UFOs, shape shifting, big foot, and all other paranormal phenomena.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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apusislaya said:
Looks more like under influence of super human abilities.
Drugs. Why would anyone in their right mind run through heavy traffic several times?

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 

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Alle_Gory said:
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Coke might let you throw yourself under truck, but it won't prevent fractures, internal injuries, et al.
 

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This stuff is really freaky. It makes no sense, so they were basically trying to commit suicide. The other thing this video shows is that british police compared to American police are wussies (or perhaps more caring). This is an instant were a taser would've been useful.
 

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apusislaya said:
Coke might let you throw yourself under truck, but it won't prevent fractures, internal injuries, et al.
They could be cloned male super soldiers in drag, posing as two crazy Swedish chicks who like to run through freeway traffic.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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"DJDamage puts on his crazy ass conspiracy theories hat on and takes a swig of whiskey"

Its the wireless technology and over cell phone useage that is frying up the human brain. The government keeps telling us that this stuff is 'relatively safe' which means that is relatively safe bet that 99 out of 100 people will not be affected and also long term exposure for this stuff is unknown.

Waves in different shapes or forms can cause damage whether its on a short term or long terms. Every time a United States submarine tests its sonar in the ocean, somewhere a pod leader whale's brain gets scrambled and he leads his pod to shore to get beached. Are we a whole lot different?? Only time will tell.
 

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DJDamage said:
"DJDamage puts on his crazy ass conspiracy theories hat on and takes a swig of whiskey"

Its the wireless technology and over cell phone useage that is frying up the human brain. The government keeps telling us that this stuff is 'relatively safe' which means that is relatively safe bet that 99 out of 100 people will not be affected and also long term exposure for this stuff is unknown.

Waves in different shapes or forms can cause damage whether its on a short term or long terms. Every time a United States submarine tests its sonar in the ocean, somewhere a pod leader whale's brain gets scrambled and he leads his pod to shore to get beached. Are we a whole lot different?? Only time will tell.
Whales communicate by sonar. Maybe they're misunderstanding the submarine ping. It tells them to go beach themselves.
 

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Alle_Gory said:
Whales communicate by sonar. Maybe they're misunderstanding the submarine ping. It tells them to go beach themselves.
http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/dec2001/2001-12-21-07.asp

"Specimen samples were collected from four dead whales. Three of these whales showed signs of bleeding in the inner ears and one whale showed signs of bleeding around the brain."

"Whale biologists determined that the most likely cause of the bleeding was either a blow to the head or exceptionally loud noises."
 
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