"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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History of Ukraine 1940 till now

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Ukraine is a Soviet invention, it didn't exist prior to 1940

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz6Jqd2WN2k

If it wasn't for Lenin, whose manument Ukranians took down, there would not be Ukraine. Ironic, but, mass of people united as part of political experiment and not historical involvement, just not meant to last. Just like an arranged marriage is not meant to last.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Duuude, the video is in Russian! My parents had to take Russian in school, I didn't so I have no idea what it says.
 
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I clicked but they were in Russian too. I'll check again when I have a little more time
 
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