AlwaysExcel
Senior Don Juan
Case #1: I talked to this girl at the club for awhile and then asked for her number. She told me that she doesn't have a cell. I said, "That's alright because I want your home number." She then told me that she is never home! I had a good laugh and told her that that was the lamest excuse I've ever heard. I said that I wanted to hear her tell me to my face, "I don't want to give you my goddamn number." She insisted that she is never home and started to grab for my pen, saying that I could try to call. I said 'that's lame" and walked off while she sat there with a dumbfounded look on her face.
Case #2: I met this girl in my dance class and when I asked, she gave me her number with no hesitation. When I called a week later, her roommate told me that she moved to another dorm room!! (This is the middle of the semester). Riiiiight.
When I danced with her the next week, I joked around about how her roommate *said* she got kicked out of her dorm for coming in drunk in the middle of the night and puking on her sleeping people. She repeated that she moved, in an apologetic tone, but *curiously* never offered her new number. NEXT!
Half the fun of asking for numbers is hearing the whoppers these ladies come up with when they don't want to give the digits.
Case #2: I met this girl in my dance class and when I asked, she gave me her number with no hesitation. When I called a week later, her roommate told me that she moved to another dorm room!! (This is the middle of the semester). Riiiiight.
When I danced with her the next week, I joked around about how her roommate *said* she got kicked out of her dorm for coming in drunk in the middle of the night and puking on her sleeping people. She repeated that she moved, in an apologetic tone, but *curiously* never offered her new number. NEXT!
Half the fun of asking for numbers is hearing the whoppers these ladies come up with when they don't want to give the digits.