"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Hilarious chick on POF

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I've been talking to this girl on POF for a while. Keep in mind she is about 32 and not gorgeous. I was texting her last night that I was going to a bar. She sees me online just now and sends me a message. Some of the things she's writing in her short messages are hilarious:

Her: looking for more women? didnt u get enough last night???

Me:That's funny. You are on here too.

Her: yeah...yeah... just havent meet the right one yet... nobody to sweep me off of my feet.... :(

Me: Same here

Her: girls dont sweep the guy... the guy is suppose to do that... the guy is suppose to treat the woman like a princess.... sooooooo........

Me: I guess I haven't met a princess then lol

Her: thats right............U HAVENT MET ME YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!


She's a princess haha right.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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What's the point of talking to this broad if you don't want to meet her? She just threw her p/ssy up in the air and you swing and missed it. You could have said "let's meet tonight then" and be done with it.
 

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Sue Madre said:
What's the point of talking to this broad if you don't want to meet her? She just threw her p/ssy up in the air and you swing and missed it. You could have said "let's meet tonight then" and be done with it.
Cosigned FTW.

OP, you missed the hints. Don't be surprised if your princess is in another castle.
 

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You assume too much. She has been dragging her feet about meeting. She was going to meet up last week but I met some other girls and she has been making excuses to not being available to meet since then. I know the situation pretty well and am not an amateur. It's replies like these that shows a lot of posters and their post have little credibility. I was just posting her funny message for the heck of it. Can't a person do that without getting critical arm chair quarterbacking?

Me: Well when exactly are you going to be free? One thing I have to offer you? My attention. What are you going to offer me?

Her: it doesnt work that way the guy offers everything.... this thursday.......sooo if we get together and u like me are u gonna stop whoring around???

Just like last time she wants to set the date in advanced near the weekend. Where did she get the idea I'm "whoring" around lol?
 
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Stagger Lee said:
Her: girls dont sweep the guy... the guy is suppose to do that... the guy is suppose to treat the woman like a princess.... sooooooo........
And the woman is supposed to treat the man like a PRINCE. It goes both ways. ;)

What you need to take home is not what she says...it's that you're still on the website and she's jealous. Jealous enough that SHE took the initiative to say something to YOU about it.

Don't look at WHAT they're saying...rather think about WHY they're saying it.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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You are exactly right squirrels. She is jealous and you know why? Because, she told me she was too tired to go out last night (which maybe she was). And I was texting her from the bar and told her per her prodding there were a lot of hot girls there (which there was) and that I met a few. She has been jealous and sh!t testing since then. My only failure was not pulling from the bar last night maybe but hey we can't always win every night.
 

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Stagger Lee said:
You are exactly right squirrels. She is jealous and you know why? Because, she told me she was too tired to go out last night (which maybe she was). And I was texting her from the bar and told her per her prodding there were a lot of hot girls there (which there was) and that I met a few. She has been jealous and sh!t testing since then. My only failure was not pulling from the bar last night maybe but hey we can't always win every night.
If you had a good time, you "win". ;) Skirts just complicate everything.
 

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Stagger Lee said:
You assume too much. She has been dragging her feet about meeting. She was going to meet up last week but I met some other girls and she has been making excuses to not being available to meet since then. I know the situation pretty well and am not an amateur. It's replies like these that shows a lot of posters and their post have little credibility. I was just posting her funny message for the heck of it. Can't a person do that without getting critical arm chair quarterbacking?

Me: Well when exactly are you going to be free? One thing I have to offer you? My attention. What are you going to offer me?

Her: it doesnt work that way the guy offers everything.... this thursday.......sooo if we get together and u like me are u gonna stop whoring around???

Just like last time she wants to set the date in advanced near the weekend. Where did she get the idea I'm "whoring" around lol?
Sounds like you should have nexted her awhile back. Who knows why you are still talking to this one.
 

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Sue Madre said:
Sounds like you should have nexted her awhile back. Who knows why you are still talking to this one.
I was thinking the same thing. OP should have deleted this flake.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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A girl on POF hit me up and told me I was cute. Her profile read I just want a real honest man. I replied back, if you lost 90lbs you'd be cute too. She cursed a blue streak at me, and I shot back with you mad bro? I thought you wanted an honest man!
 

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Warrior74 said:
A girl on POF hit me up and told me I was cute. Her profile read I just want a real honest man. I replied back, if you lost 90lbs you'd be cute too. She cursed a blue streak at me, and I shot back with you mad bro? I thought you wanted an honest man!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Warrior74 said:
A girl on POF hit me up and told me I was cute. Her profile read I just want a real honest man. I replied back, if you lost 90lbs you'd be cute too. She cursed a blue streak at me, and I shot back with you mad bro? I thought you wanted an honest man!



HAHAHAHAHA
 

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Forget about the OP missing opportunities of hitting a punani or wasting his time on someone he is not interested in. What I dont understand is the funniness of this 32 years old POF woman. Am I missing something?
 
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