Hilarious but stupid drama story

[jaymo]

Ok, for those of you that read my "rebound guy" thread that i started, this is sort of an update of the situation in a way, but more in story form. This is partly peaced together based on what other people tell me which, if true, is really quite hilarious. Even though I'm slightly bummed about the whole drama thing and my role in it, I still can't help but crack up. Before I begin, I will begin with a short description of the main characters of this little play:

The Girls:

Amy - Catholic girl, recently was in an online relationship with Wade, and the girl I recently tried to Game.

Jessica - My room mate's new GF.

Micah - Amy's Roomie, and like the total nerd type girl. My roomie was into her for a while, but she told him she wasn't looking for a BF, and the fact that She was a Conservative Christian and he was a Thai-style white Buddhist by belief basically disqualified him in her eyes.


The Guys:

Me - Story teller and all around good guy In this story, Me and my roomie are somewhat newcomers to the scene here.

Russel - My roomie in collage and Jessica's BF, and all around cool guy. He's really good friends with Amy, and has been a helpful source of intel for me and is an awesome wingman.

Steve Tacket (hereby called Mr. Tacket) - A sort of scary hybrid between the complete nerd and the jocky. Strong, smart, and crazy, this guy is something of an ******* but in my estimation prolly gets laid a bit as well. He and Amy knew each other for roughly 2 years, and its well known that he's into Amy.

Sparkman (dunno his first name)- A generally quite but really nice guy, quite big, 6'2 (not fat tho), and always has this big-ass smile that makes him look something of a lovable giant. Also liked Amy for the 2 years he knew her, but never made a move for fear of scaring her off.



Now as I said before in my other post, I met Amy last samester while she was dating this guy in Florida online/through the phone even though they never met (and prolly never will). She is a great-looking Catholic girl (or is supposed to be Catholic anyway ), I'd rate her at least a 9 in looks. Of course because she was not single, I simply just marked her off my list and moved on.

Fast forward to this samester, me and my roomie start making more and more regular visits to Amy and Micah's room and we're just friends and stuff. At one point, I managed to get her number and stuff. During one of these visits, Mr Tacket was in the room, and we was being his very unique self. Amy starts giving him a rubdown on the back, but lets me know that i can have one too, which i take her up on.

Then later, I ask how things are going with Wade the online guy, and I think the conversation basically ended up helping her decide to break up with wade all together. Like I said, she was thinking about it, but I managed to convince her that this wasn't good for her and stuff.

Later on, like I recounted in my other post, Jessica, Russel, me, and Amy went for a walk and stuff. Russel and Jessica just got together, but they were already having issues because of the time he was spending with a particular female friend of his. She didn't like it. At several times throughout the night, Amy and I were alone as were Jessica and Russel, the reason being that Amy felt that they needed time alone to straighten out their issues.

Naturally, I made good use of my time alone with her, and just did different stuff like poke her, give her nuggies, tickel her, etc etc just general play stuff. I was later able to exchange another round of massages with her, and while i was alone with her (with Russel and Jessica still trying to work their issues out), we made our way to the lobbey of the girl's dorm where she stayed, made our way to the couches, where I promptly put my head on her lap.

Of course, this was a particularly bold move on my part, and she remarked "you aren't subtle at all are you?" to which i shook my head no, and then she said "well sometimes that's a good thing". We just talked a bit, then there was silence, and I just looked deeply into her eyes for a really long time. She kept on saying "what?", but i was like "nothing". I think it drove her nuts, cuz at some point she actually COVERED MY EYES.

I eventually removed here hands and stuff, and at some point she noticed that I had highlights in my hair and remarked on that. I give her a hard time about how insensitive she was about not noticing the change and she's like "i'm sorry!! I can't help it if I'm dense!!", and i gave her a hard time (teasingly) about it 2 or 3 more times throughout the rest of the night.

So she starts to feel my hair, and discovers how amazingly SOFT it was. Amazing what using the right shampoo and conditioner brand to make your hair soft will do for your game, and i have longer hair too!!

Later on, russel and jessica show up again in the lobby, but things remain the same, and later on a couple other girls showed up as well and we just casually talk and stuff, and throughout the rest of the night, Amy's like running her hands through my hair, and even starts feeling my chest and stuff. I think she was getting seriously turned on because my head was right where her crotch was, and, well, i kept shifting it and stuff. At one point i think her palms got really sweaty too. :crazy:

Eventually, it got late, I couldn't friggin think of any place close by to go to, and decided to call it a night. Prolly a big mistake looking back, cuz towards the end of the night she was really touchy feely, was like hugging me from behind, and our goodbye hug was slightly longer and harder than it normally should have been. I think I could have taken things further if i could have found a way to isolate her, but i lived 25 minutes away, it was midnight, and my friend depended on me for a ride. I know these aren't excuses, but I think I missed a big opportunity here by pulling out too early. If you guys are like this: :trouble: for me being an idiot, i wouldn't blame ya.

Anyways, a couple days later, I hear from Jessica that she actually likes this guy sparkman, which sort of throws me off, and this is corroborated by Russel who talks to amy.

Fast forward to today, which is where things got hilariously funny and also depressing.

Now I get to the collage at about 4:30 pm, and I give amy a call from my cell. Jessica answers the phone and says that she can't talk for some reason, but i let her know that if she and amy wanted to join me for diner then they'd be welcome to and they took me up on it. I decide to get some reading done in the Girl's lobby while waiting for them to get done. They come out, and I join them.

While eating with them, i start to chide Jessica because a couple days before she tried to break up with russel over the whole female friend issue, but later backtracked and took it back when he was like "fine". She tells me it was because of how hurt he seemed to be, but I think that she was just insecure and my friend was man enough to stand his ground and call her bluff. And of course she folded.

 

[jaymo]

So she starts talking about her side of the story, and about how she was going to try to put her foot down on the issue, etc etc. I try to tell her that it's not going to solve things and instead make things worse, but she starts getting mad at me and stuff. So I'm like "fine, be that way", and we both decide to avoid the subject.

Then Jessica immediately starts talking about how she'll kick amy's butt if she didn't ask out Sparkman and Amy's like "i know i know". So the two of em talk about that and we're just talking in general, and all of a sudden, Mr Tacket walks into the cafeteria looking mad or perturbed or whatever, and Amy immediately leaves to see what's wrong. Jessica and I put our empty trays away to be washed by the cafeteria people, and jessica vacates the scene.

However, when I try to approach amy and mr. tacket, he immediately looks at me and threatenly tells me "NO, DO NOT COME HERE", to which I immediately turned around and walked away. This is NOT a guy you want to piss off when he's already in a bad mood.

So I then leave the scene and go off somewhere else for a couple hours because there was some stuff going on for me. I'm thinking about all the stupid drama, and start to get a little depressed, and then i see all the girls around at the event I was at, and realized that I'm thinking about Amy too much and that I needed to go for other girls.

So I get my game on and stuff, and managed to get a phone number from one of the girls at the event (attractive blond girl, 5'6''), and in my estimation it was one of my smoother approaches and I used kino almost from the start, using my experiance with kino with amy as a baseline and stuff (and I used a LOT of kino with her with the back rubs and stuff).

That made me feel a little better about myself and stuff.

So come 9:30 pm, i head back on campus because my roomie is there and I was gonna pick him up and head home.

Well he's on another walk with Jessica when i call him, so i wait in the lobby of the girl's dorm and do some studying for school. They eventually come back, and we head into Micah and Amy's room.

Amy was gone, but Micah was there, so we hang out for a while. This is where the whole drama started getting so blown out of proportion that me and russel were just totally cracking up.

You see, what happened is that Sparkman liked Amy for 2 years but Amy didn't know it. Amy was attracted to Sparkman, but he didn't know about it. Sparkman told Jessica that he liked Amy, and then Jessica passed it on to amy and told her to ask him out because she knew that Sparkman was such a pansy that we WOULD NOT make a move for fear of scaring off Amy.

So she has to fricken take the initiative!!

But that's not all. Appearently Jessica forgot to tell Mr. Tacket that Sparkman was into Amy and vise versa, and somehow this Tacket dude found out about it and was pissed!!! That's why he walked into the cafeteria pissed off. Then later while I was gone, Amy got the courage to ask out Sparkman to a movie, and she was sitting on her lap and he found out about it as well.

Not only that, both Micah and Jessica were encouraging amy to go out with Sparkman because they felt that she needed an EMOTIONAL relationship with a guy and not a PHYSICAL relationship. I wasn't sure what they meant, but I later learned that after Wade and Amy broke up, that amy at some point gave Mr Tacket ORAL SEX!! I was like when I heard this bit.

And given her behavior with me as well as that thing with Tacket, and then on top of it all she asks out SPARKMAN OUT!!!

All of a sudden, my respect for this girl starts to plummet by several points, but I feel that the emotional trauma that she went through from breaking up with Wade was partly to blame. Also to blame are Micah and Jessica, because poor Amy appears to be easily swayed by what other people say.

So it would appear that Mr TACKET ended up being the rebound guy, and then she immediately switched over to SPARKMAN at the encouragement of her meddling friends. Not sure where this leaves me, but I feel that I somehow got screwed in all of this and it wasn't necessarily because of anything i did.

But of course as much as it sucks to be me, Amy is in an infinitely worse position for digging herself into this hole. I also lost some respect for the girl, but there's plenty of blame to go around.

I have no idea how to turn this into my advantage, so I imagine that the best thing to do is simply avoid the girl as much as I can, vacate the scene, and wait for the whole thing to play out and for the dust to clear. Just make myself scarce to her and see if I can make something happen with the number I got tonight or with some other girl whos number I already got.


I'll update you guys as things progress. Hope this made for a nice read. I was laughing my ass off inspite of my feeling a bit bummed because of how messed up the whole scenario is. I think Tacket pretty much screwed up his chances with this girl given what happened and how he responded, which wasn't all that surprising. Sparkman looks to be the winner in all of this, but time will tell if things work out. If he can't even make a move, maybe he'll be too nice and she won't get what she wants, or then again maybe the relationship will go on for months since they've liked each other for a long time. I simply came too late in the scene maybe.

So maybe its best i made myself scarce to this girl for now as much as I can, and see how things go with that other girl i just met tonight when i get around to calling her. Hopefully I'll be able to make what I learned in all this work to my advantage with this girl.

Naturally, any feedback, including head knocking for my dumb mistakes, encouragement, and advice is appreciated.

 

[jaymo]

omg i didnt know how long this would turn out to be!!

sorry. i hope it was interesting enough to labor though the entire story.

 

[Phyzzle]

So this Amy has dated 3 guys in the last two years: an imaginary online buddy, a total wussbag who can't ask a chick on a simple date, and a Macho Boy who throws a fit when a chick he's gone to 3rd base with is rumored to "like" somebody else.

That's the best she can find??? You must have a small school! Or maybe this chick isn't as hot as you think she is.

Only advice? You've got her number. Ask her out somewhere, just the two of you. Better to be turned down than be sitting around wondering.

 

[jaymo]

So this Amy has dated 3 guys in the last two years: an imaginary online buddy, a total wussbag who can't ask a chick on a simple date, and a Macho Boy who throws a fit when a chick he's gone to 3rd base with is rumored to "like" somebody else.

That's the best she can find??? You must have a small school! Or maybe this chick isn't as hot as you think she is.

Only advice? You've got her number. Ask her out somewhere, just the two of you. Better to be turned down than be sitting around wondering.

I'm not sure if I would say "dated", but there was certainly attraction going on and maybe some other stuff that i don't know about. She's only starting to date this wussbag now, but i suspect there was physical stuff going on between Macho boy off and on for a while before the breakup with the online BF (the "imaginary buddy" as u put it )

My school is somewhat small compared to others....only 5000 people in it, but its still fairly sizeable. But I'm not one to comment. My graduating class in high school was 16 people...so I wouldnt really know what a big school is from experiance. =D

I might do that and just get a flat out rejection and get it over with or whatever so i can move on properly. However, the drama's too hot to be able to do anything at the moment, so I'll give it a week or so for things to cool down a bit.