High School ****y-Funny

[Jaseroni]

Hey guys. I really love the ****y funny part of DJ-ing. I also like it because I am a funny guy and it kinda fits perfectly. Sometimes when I say serious stuff people will be like laughing and see that I am not. So they get it that this wasn't me being funny again but serious.

Anyway...Can you guys share or formulate any ****y funny lines you use in High-School.

(In our school we have 2 big mirrors on a wall and all the girls check them selves there.)
*HB checks herself*
Jaz: (Don't worry) It doesn't look that bad.

 

[WalkingStick]

Eh, you have to be careful in HS. Sometimes girls just take it personally.

It works, but only if used carefully.

 

[SinJester]

****y and funny is overrated in my opinion. It does work great on some girls. It should be natural, lines are just training wheels, not magic.

 

[Jaseroni]

Yeah I had my experiences with C-F gone bad. But I think that if you are generally seen as a humorous and fun person then they won't take it so seriously and just play along.

I know this because CF had a bad ratio (work/not work) for me in the beginning but then people started to be laughing alot around me and when I used CF it all got 10x better (the interaction that is) with great positive results.

So anyone can tell me how to do DJ in high-school? I've read the HS bible but it doesn't tell you really more then how you can be a chick magnet. The chicks in High-school are also alot more careful then AFCs in high-school. So here you have to DO THE FIRST STEP. But I have no idea how without using situation openers. But sometime there is no timing for them. I can see a girl like in front of the mirror and do "It doesn't look that bad." But that one won't come so often.

I want to see examples. Ah yeah.

 

[619joe]

I try and be the goof too and it works well.

-In class there was a list on the board of who was partners with who that we had to look at.Naturally bunch of people rush up and then after rush went down I go up and this other girl goes up.I purposely wait till shes lookin at list then I pretend as if Im a HUGE guy and just push her out of the way and completly block her view.Then after I get real close to her I say "HEYYY WTFFF.Why the hell are you touching my ass?You know if I told teacher right now youd be gone for good.Apologize immediatly"

While coming up though,I had a worried look and I said "Oh dear lord I seriously hope whoever made this list didnt pair me up with some girl named Michelle (that was the girls name beside me)"

-While walking if I see a girl I know,I go walk infront of her except I walk SUPER SUPER SLOW.I did it to a girl walking up the stairs,she pushes me and says "JOEEE IM GONNA KILL YOU HURRY UP"...I turn around and I say "Hey relax dont be like that I have chronic leg problems whats your deal crazy woman" and then they obviously get the idea Im just kidding and then I just do some small talk.

I have the whole joker thing going on but then I try and go serious aswell so it works fine.

 

[SinJester]

Just go up and say hi, you don't need a line. It's not that c/f ends 'badly' somtimes it just doesn't automatically cause attraction a lot of the time like most people think. It's a small peiece of the puzzle, that's all. At some point you have to let down the c/f or you wont be able to get closer to her, and you will end up in the friends zone as the joker.

Just my 2 cents.

 

[War Against Betaism]

One thing I like to say is when I first meet a girl is "Find me on myspace, I'll be easy to spot I'm on everyone's top," and they usually laugh.