High School Stories

[Danny_is_my_name_]

So I wanted to start this thread as where we all tell random high school stories, or success stories. I will even share some of my stories.
EDIT
I have a kinda funny story to start this thread off.
So in my math class there used to be this kid that everyone kinda thought was a d-bag swag kid but was actually really smart and pretty chill. Anyways, I used to talk to him and one day he was complaining to me about a girl who sits next to him who always copies his stuff. So the next Friday we had a big unit test and in the middle of the test he gets up and moves to a different seat. When our teacher tells him to go back to his seat, he gets up and says "Hell nah this ***** wants to copy my ****" and then points at the girl who sits next to him.
Our teacher didn't even get him in trouble instead she said "OK" and let him sit back down. (Before telling him that if he says rude words again she will send him to the office)

 

[RiceandChicken]

Lol. Boss. Didn't have to use profanities in that situation because some teachers are butt-tight about that. So he lucked out.
What kind of stories...can they be about anything? This could be a good topic, I'll keep an eye on it.

 

[Danny_is_my_name_]

Lol. Boss. Didn't have to use profanities in that situation because some teachers are butt-tight about that. So he lucked out.
What kind of stories...can they be about anything? This could be a good topic, I'll keep an eye on it.

Anything and everything. As long as its more interesting than my story, that is.

 

[DanZy]

Seriously? That was awful...

 

[devilkingx2]

TL;DR at the bottom

I can tell a story from... almost high school(the last month of 8th grade)

my friend was trying to get this girl, her first name initial is L so I'll call her L

L has a friend, her name is... well it starts with A, so we'll call her that

we were in college because my middle/high school combo has this thing with the local college where we do an integration thing... so basically middle schoolers get to go to college and take college classes and enjoy the benefits of the campus for a week(in 7th) or two weeks(8th)

aaaaaaaaanyway.

we were in the lunchroom and A left to get lunch, L was... I don't remember if she already had lunch or not, but that's not important(A's lunch is though)

with A gone, L was alone, so my friend went over and asked to sit with her, L was all for it, so they talked and it looked like it was going well but then A came back and wanted my friend to leave for some reason(she was weird and moody like that back then... but the strange thing is that she was only weird and moody in that particular week as far as I know)

L wanted him to stay, so he disregarded, this continued until A threatened to throw her steaming hot mac and cheese at my friend to get him to leave, at which point he decided L wasn't worth food burns on his face, so he left and then relayed the story to me and the rest of his friends at our table...

funny enough, in 10th grade A had a big crush on him around the time he got friendzoned in his second attempt to get L and then she started missing loads of class... like 2 of 6 marking periods which works out to 2-4 months of school

she missed class because of.... mysterious reasons none of us except possibly my friend knew,

none of us really cared more than making her the butt of many, many jokes, but after a while even we stopped caring to do that.

then she came back right around the time my friend made his ultimate decision to friendzone A(last 2 or 3 months of that year), but she came really late most days and still missed frequent days, but it was no longer 3+ days of a week.

so what have we learned from this story? girls really do C-block out of jealousy.

TL;DR:my friend was C-blocked in 8th grade by a girl who threatened to throw hot cheese on him... that same girl had a crush on him in 10th grade.

 

[RiceandChicken]

Ha. Jealousy really makes girls crazy.

Alright I guess I'll chime in on this topic:

So, it's after school, and we have a football game. I'm in band so, we got go to the game. There's this chick I'm friends with. And she was super horn* that day. We're in the bus and we're about to leave and she jumps on my lap and starts telling me freaky shi*. I'm like "woah, alright now". I got my freak on honestly.

We basically fuc*** in the bus for around 45 minutes or so. She showed her panties(if I knew the stuff I know now I would have seen that kit kat!), she felt on my dic*, I rubbed her nipples and boy were they hard. Honestly, she left me really horn*. Fun night. Gotta love Friday nights.