"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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High School Rocks

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High School Is The Best Fukkin Place On Earth Only There U Understand What Life Is All About.....and If U R Some Freakshow Motherfukker With Long Hair That Listens 2 This Screamo Sh!t And That Got Picked On A Lot Or Nerd In Glasses Or Sum Other Brokeass Loser Fukkface.... Dont Blame High School And Jocks That Made Fun Of U And Used 2 Dunk U In The Toilet Every Fukkin Day And Prom Queens That Blew U Off...... Blame Urself
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I would laugh except this isn't funny. I feel sorry for you OP.
 
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The main redeeming feature of high school is proximity to slvtty, horny, underage girls. As far as jocks go, many of them will grow up to be 9-to-5 average nobodies at best who are mad that in the real world nobody gives a fvck about the fact that they were 'cool' in high school. The prom queens will be used up by 22. By their 30s, 40s and 50s many will be single or divorced, desperately looking for some man who doesn't exist, while trying to delude themselves into thinking they're still desirable.
 
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Cha Brah!!!!!!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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high school loser

try college! It kicks the sh!t out of high school!

- comic_relief
 
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