"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Nobeard

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I have been trying to get over this girl for a couple of months now. I ignored her for 2 and a half weeks hoping to get her out of my system. Today i started a convo because i had the beleif that we ended on bad terms. (she told me she though i needed to take a break from talking to her for a while). I don't think things went that bad im just dissapointed that i dont have the strength to forget about her. I almost feel powerless about this in my life

[13:23] me: hi
[13:45] Her: hello
[14:13] Her: Sorry about that btw i was in the shower
[14:44] Me: allright how have you been
[14:47] Her: I've been good
[14:49] me: thats good. hey ill talk to you later you seem to be going somewhere. i just wanted to catch up i guess its been a while since i talked to you
[14:50] her: Sorry I am about to be in a movie with my sister. Ill ttyl

I need some help. Im very young there is no reason why i cant just end this. Everything reminds me of her though. Its like my body has these emotional connections and when i come in contact with anything that could make me remember her i go back into a downwards cycle. Maybe i need a shrink but i cant afford one right now...
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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DJDamage

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I know its a cliche around here but seriously "MAN UP"

Nobeard said:
. Today i started a convo because i had the beleif that we ended on bad terms. (she told me she though i needed to take a break from talking to her for a while). .
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It doesn't matter if you ended things on good or bad terms, what matters is that its over and if you really want to get her out of your system you need to completley ignore her and kick her out of your life for good. This b1tch has the audacity to tell you that you need to basically take some "time to cool" off and when you are good and ready to forgive her, you can be her pet friend.
 
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MisterMcGee

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Treat her like **** and have fun doing so. Stir things up rather than just simply 'getting in touch'. Yawn, boring, won't get you anywhere with a girl who said you two need to cool off.
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The best way to get her out of your mind, start talking to new girls.
 
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