"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Hi! Hello there! I'm Naughty Ninja...Who the hell are you?!

Naughty Ninja

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Count them haters! Not five, Not ten. But ELEVEN green power pellets! “So Suave Master Don Juan Title” (And you know what MASTER means..I have all the POWER. Alpha status yo!) and…AND..my own little section in the azz end of the new and improved DJ Bible!

Don’t act like you aren’t impressed!

Now back to your regularly scheduled whine-fest.

Sincerely,

Your bestestestest “Guru”.. The AFC, Beta, Feminist controlled, One-itis inflicted, Pvzzy pedestalizing, Big Simpin mangina A.K.A The Beast from the East: Naughty Ninja. :up:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Packers2010

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just drunk text like the rest of us man...

i've decided to go sober. ( from boose not weed) and it's good.

though i have no girls.. so maybe the boose was good. i would drunk text them a lot..
 

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Atom Smasher said:
Sigh...another drunk post...

lol. I'm not "P.W.I" Posting While Intoxicated. Just attention wh0ring! :cheer:
 

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Naughty Ninja said:
Count them haters! Not five, Not ten. But ELEVEN green power pellets! “So Suave Master Don Juan Title” (And you know what MASTER means..I have all the POWER. Alpha status yo!) and…AND..my own little section in the azz end of the new and improved DJ Bible!

Don’t act like you aren’t impressed!

Now back to your regularly scheduled whine-fest.

Sincerely,

Your bestestestest “Guru”.. The AFC, Beta, Feminist controlled, One-itis inflicted, Pvzzy pedestalizing, Big Simpin mangina A.K.A The Beast from the East: Naughty Ninja. :up:
well share them out then bro - I put a ***** on a higher pedestal than you! We had to call the fire department to get that lil fuzball down, no amount of negs and AMOGing would work! I swear down bro - even lancelot would have trouble beating me on that one!!!:D


aww look at the likkle miscellaneous section - Naughty Ninja, POF foreveralone tips :D
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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