Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Heyyy need advice

Black_Italian

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BOYS!!!!!!!!! i need your advice aight........

there is this girl i known for about 3 year shes Maltese nice body cute ass nice face shes a 7.5/10 on a bad day ...i dont realy like her i just want to fuk her...... anyway we use to talk alot bak in the day and back then this girl liked me alot but i never went for her cause she was to easy to get and I LUV A CHALLANGE

...... So just recently 2 or 3 months ago we strated talking again BUT NOW SHE HAS A BF haha so NOW IM INTRESTED.... she lives with her bf there planning to buy a apartment shes says hes a nice guy blah blah blah who realy cares......she always complains that he works to much and hes to controling (and no shes not using me as the shoulder to cry on thing)

.... so anyway today she jumps on webcam for me and she got a lil out of control she went down to her g string and bra(LUCKILY FOR USE I TOOK A FEW SCREEN SHOTS).. so half way through stripping she says "this is wrong think about my bf" ect ect but she KEPT GOING!! lol so i just closed the webcam thing

.....but anyway the question is if she strips on webcam for me itd be safe to say that she has some intrest in me right? and that she would not be to intrested in being faithful to her bf?

P.S tell me how to post pics and il add a few pics of her stripping
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Unles there was this P.S. line I would have just said, 'I hate you.' :D

1. Let the pictures be in .jpg or .gif, not some gay .bmp.
2. Then upload them to a server such as http://www.imageshack.us
3. Post a reply in this thread and in the reply window simply paste the url shortcuts to the photos, since I assume that they are not work-safe
 

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[img=http://img115.exs.cx/img115/8417/webcam2gx.jpg]
these are pics from the first time she striped........ HER FACE DOESNT LOOK TO GOOD in person shes much better

[img=http://img115.exs.cx/img115/3472/webcam29kr.jpg]
these are da latest pics lol once again in person alot hotter....

AND SOMEONE ANSWER THE QUESTION
 

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Very nice pics.

Hmm so she has a boyfriend and she's stripping for you? What sort of relationship do they have?

I'm really not sure about what to say on that situation.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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AverageFC

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I say take this as far as can and take as many pictures as possible :D
 

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well basicly she says her BF is a very nice guy, she would never cheat on him, she loves him and they live togather in her mums house. BUT then she always complains about him, he is never home always at work, hes to controling, he almost hit her and she says she wants more freedom.

SO she strips for me on webcam and says shes just mucking around............. so its safe to say i could fuk her? and she would not realy be faithful to her bf?
 

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He's controlling and overprotective?

I'd say go for it then. You might just be the freedom that she needs.
 

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RE:

never believe what a young woman tells you...if she's telling you these things then there's something inside her that it holding back the desire to sample other fruit. You have to in some way create temptation without being obvious. Let it be slow and drawn out. If you go for the kill straight up then you'll ruin it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Black_Italian

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create temptation in a suttel way...............im not a suttel person lol so that would be a feet for me to complete.... ANY SUGGESTIONS??
 
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