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[PVSSY-EATER]

I might get kicked off the site for this, but forget this whole thread.....I am really drunk right now, whatever I say, may be the truth, but I am really drunk right now and I will go driving soon to meet my boy Maurice at the club.

Women are very sexy. I mean is it me, or do they make you wanna have sex?

I am only 21 fellows, and I just started learning all these tricks, yall are crazzyyyyyyyyyy.....for this shyt.

Now, I be gettin that puzzy dawg.

Look, all you got to do is look in their eyes and stare that their eyes dawg.....thats it.....dawg.....i mean, you feel me.....

I is about to go right now, but I really want to say, and this is the true, because when I am drunk I tell the true, I LOVE YOU MOTAFVCKAS...(i AM about to cry right now) YOU MOTAFVCKAS HAVE SAVED ME DAWG.......I LOVE YALL DAWG...AND I WILL POST ALL MOTAFVCKIN DAY AND HELP YA OUT WIT ANYTHANG DAWG..

P.S. If Yall ever need any thang from me, holla at me dawg...I love yall dawg....one

 

[Lost In Translation]

WE LOVE YOU TOO PU$$Y EATER !

hahaha

now all we need is for PR_L to show up drunk and we got a party

for some classic P-E read my sig.


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

Quote: PVSSY-EATER
“ yeah kid, i hope you read my post on The Truth: The End, not because I just want you to read it, but it will answer a lot about yourself buddy! “

Quote: PVSSY-EATER
“BOREDOM sneaks in like a pimple on prom night, and BAM, one day she does not call you “

Quote: PVSSY-EATER
“ Just dont think by you opening a door, buying her catfish, or mowing her lawn that you are going to get puzzy “

Quote: PVSSY-EATER
“ Most people have this assumption, that is everybody is saying it, that is must be true. And at times, I have felt like a total piece of ****, because guess, what....that is what EVERYBODY said I was.

So I did some research on myself, found myself, and I have discovered something, those people were all wrong. “

Quote: PVSSY-EATER
“ If you are an AFC, you can go out with her more time than the Yankees have won the championship but you still aint gettin no, puzzy! “

 

[nonstop]

a final goodbye from a drunk driver

 

[PVSSY-EATER]

haha, I wrote this last night when I was drunk as hell.....diablo is gonna kick my azz off the site for this...haaha

 

[the_great_gaia]

y'all are craaazyy.

A final good bye from a drunk driver.. that was funny!:crackup: