"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Hey smart people I need help with a random math question

backbreaker

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I got in a debate with my GF over something last night, long story short, I need to know the probability of picking a number between 1 and 7 11 times, and not picking the numbers 1, 2 and 3 any of those times.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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My calculator gave me a fcked up answer. It's REAALLY low probability. I think you solve it by doing 1/7 11 times.
 

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Your solution is only valid if each pick is completely independent and the probability of picking each number is uniformly distributed.
 

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each pick is independent and yes it is.

my girl is a huge, huge, huge, huge, huge zenyatta fan. some of our biggest argument have been over zenyatta lol. so we got into a horse of the year debate last night while watching tv and i brought up a very little known fact, that before she won her first championships race, she had run 9 times, and had drew the inside post positions (1 through 3) 5 times, thats 55%. the avg field size is 7.

AFTER she won the first championship, she ran 11 times, same size fields, and she never drew positions 1 2 or 3. always 4 or higher which ironically help her running style, she's huge and doesn't like to be pinned in.


So i wanted to show her the probability of running 11 times, and never drawing posts 1 2 or 3 in a 7 horse field, its' about 1 in 500. My conclusion is that the connections uses their new found influence after the first championship to dictate the terms in which they would race and not scratch, one of those being post positions.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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