Hey NN you’re 43 years old! Why aren’t/haven’t you been married?

[Naughty Ninja]

Why?

Because I like having all my hair.

Because I like the fact my hair still isn’t gray.

Because I like making my own money and spending it how I feel.

Because I like being relaxed and not nagged and dealing with nonsense.

Because I like being in shape. (Unlike countless friends who gained a lot of weight after they were married.)

Because I like being able to make my own decisions and go where I want to when I want to.

Because I like looking young.

Because I don’t need someone to “complete” me.

Because I don’t feel like getting raped if I ever got divorced.


Do I want to get married? Yes. Someday. If not? I’ve been doing fine for 43 years not being married.

 

[MM92]

Why?

Because I like having all my hair.

Because I like the fact my hair still isn’t gray.

Because I like making my own money and spending it how I feel.

Because I like being relaxed and not nagged and dealing with nonsense.

Because I like being in shape. (Unlike countless friends who gained a lot of weight after they were married.)

Because I like being able to make my own decisions and go where I want to when I want to.

Because I like looking young.

Because I don’t need someone to “complete” me.

Because I don’t feel like getting raped if I ever got divorced.


Do I want to get married? Yes. Someday. If not? I’ve been doing fine for 43 years not being married.

I'm sure you're massively overweight?

 

[Purefilth]

I'm sure you're massively overweight?

Ninjas dont get fat. they just gain more powers!!!

 

[sageproduct]

Kage bunshin no jutsu!

 

[Naughty Ninja]

I'm sure you're massively overweight?

Nah. I just wear a moo-moo and use a stick to type and shut the shades with while being bedridden. (I don't call myself "The Beast from the East" for nothing.)

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Naughty Ninja, I'd strongly suggest you not get married. Have you thought of just going around and having kids? That's only assuming you want any.

This way you pay for kids (I mean you have to pay for them either way, whether you're married or not) without having to worry about a woman taking half your sh*t. Plus, this way you're the fun parent who doesn't have to deal with any of the BS. You just show up, have some fun with your kid, and go home to your awesome bachelor life

If I decide to have kids I'll be married first. My parents, Grandparents and rest of the fam have all been married for a long long time.

True things are different these days I just need to choose as wisely as I can.

(And at least have kids soon enough or I'll only be able to stand there and wet my Depends while my kid bounces a football off my skull.)

 

[irocknike23]

You really need to find a life outside these forums NN...

 

[bigneil]

Schools will tell you there is something wrong with you if you don't have a Masters degree.

Likewise, women will tell you there is something wrong with you if you don't submit and support a woman.

How convenient for them.

 

[zinc4]

Naughty Ninja, I'd strongly suggest you not get married. Have you thought of just going around and having kids? That's only assuming you want any.

This way you pay for kids (I mean you have to pay for them either way, whether you're married or not) without having to worry about a woman taking half your sh*t. Plus, this way you're the fun parent who doesn't have to deal with any of the BS. You just show up, have some fun with your kid, and go home to your awesome bachelor life

Just going around and having kids....is this serious advice??? I would hate to be the kids with a father who also has children with multiple women and not having a real mother and father who are together......it would suck to grow up having a step anything IMO. Pitiful advice if not joking.

 

[Who Dares Win]

Just going around and having kids....is this serious advice??? I would hate to be the kids with a father who also has children with multiple women and not having a real mother and father who are together......it would suck to grow up having a step anything IMO. Pitiful advice if not joking.

Thats an interesting point, I would never put any kid in the position of have a completely unrelated man living under his roof and sleeping with his mother to whom he has to obey, let alone my own.

I had to live in the same condition and started to breath only the day I became physically stronger than him, then it became me to raise my voice when things werent going my way...

 

[Darth]

Why do you need to be married?

Why not? I plan on it.

It's a free country and the fact is that if you choose wisely, it can be a very happy and fulfilling thing for everybody involved, including the children who get to have a stable mother and father growing up the way we did growing up. Marriage in a civil sense is different than in a religious sense (can you get married in a religious sense without being married civil? I don't know).

The key is: Choose wisely.


And then, man up and take responsibility for the decision. Be a real man and pick a real lady, using the "Slvt-O-Meter" if necessary

If you can't find a suitable partner, of course, then don't get married. Never get married because it's what you believe you "have" to do.

But if you find a lady worthy of marrying, I think you ought to. Not everyone wants to be a bachelor their whole life.

Want to test this theory out? Advance money to a hooker and tell her to come over the next day.

Then don't marry a hooker, genius

 

[bigneil]

Not everyone wants to be a bachelor their whole life.

...Says the 22 year old.

Marriage is the equivalent of handing a woman everything you own and then hoping she gives some of it back. The problem is that once they have all of your money you become the problem and not the solution.

Want to test this theory out? Advance money to a hooker and tell her to come over the next day.

 

[PlayHer Man]

Why do you need to be married? Last time I checked a women's uterus didn't need to a sign a state sanctioned contract to make babies.

As soon as you sign the dotted line you have the potential to lose everything. Horror story after story. Statistic after statistic. And despite the obvious reality, guys still willingly go like lambs to the slaughterhouse.

How any veteran of SS still wants to get married boggles my mind.

I wouldn't give my own mother that kind of power over me.

You can still have a fulfilling relationship without the risk of divorce rape/theft 5 or 10 years down the line. In my opinion, no matter how well you "screen" a woman any man who gets married in America or the UK is a fool and deserves to get screwed.

Men need to stand their ground and not get married until it actually becomes advantageous to them again. Until then you will never see change. Never. And in reality anyone choosing to get married is simply acting as an enabler to the system and perpetuating the cycle of "step out of line and get financially ass -raped marriages".

SPOT ON in every way.

We men need to boycott marriage until it benefits us or we will NEVER see change. Compromising, negotiating and bending ourselves into pretzels for women is what got us where we are today. :nono:

 

[Naughty Ninja]

You really need to find a life outside these forums NN...

I appreciate the advice. I'll be sure to put at on the top of my "To Do" list.

 

[Mike32ct]

If they ask why you aren't married, try this...

"I'd love to get married. It's just not legal in my state yet."

LOL. That will shut them up.

 

[VladPatton]

Them: "why aren't you married yet?"
Me: "Oh, I just love pumpin and dumpin way too much to give it up"

Ƒuckin ridiculous. They laugh at you in their minds that you are still single at 40, and judge you for it, then hate you when you still drive a 2 door bad ass coupe or ride around your new motorcycle all summer long. Can't win.

They pick the lifestyle, they get stifled in it, they get fat and depressed, and they STILL hate and ridicule the single guy. Ok, so be it.

Where are my keys, it's a nice day for a drive.

 

[Darth]

I don't knock bachelorhood and never have. A guy wants to stay single, that's his right. He should never be tied down or pressured into anything. But this...

Typical naive garbage.

Hmm, interesting point of view. Marrying a really high quality lady, a morally minded virgin who will not cheat till death do us part...this is "garbage". OK. Have fun with your cynicism and negativity mate

Answer me this. What can you do in a marriage that you can't do in any other committed monogamous relationship?

Have sex, have children, have a stable home, have someone waiting for you with a meal every night. Watch my kids open Christmas presents, play HORSE with them out in the yard. Take them to a ball game. Drink egg nog on New Year's Eve. Go to church. Teach my sons to drive. Watch them get married and start families of their own.

Interesting that I am the "sheep" here when what I am describing is unpopular with about 95% of the general population right now. Really, that's an interesting point of view.

What is more interesting is that as "sheeplike" my mindset may be, the world will be populated with people who agree with me in a couple hundred of years, and not you- because you will not have reproduced and your name will die with you

Your mindset (in both men AND women) is why Western Civilization is failing right now.

 

[Who Dares Win]

I don't knock bachelorhood and never have. A guy wants to stay single, that's his right. He should never be tied down or pressured into anything. But this...



Hmm, interesting point of view. Marrying a really high quality lady, a morally minded virgin who will not cheat till death do us part...this is "garbage". OK. Have fun with your cynicism and negativity mate


Have sex, have children, have a stable home, have someone waiting for you with a meal every night. Watch my kids open Christmas presents, play HORSE with them out in the yard. Take them to a ball game. Drink egg nog on New Year's Eve. Go to church. Teach my sons to drive. Watch them get married and start families of their own.

Interesting that I am the "sheep" here when what I am describing is unpopular with about 95% of the general population right now. Really, that's an interesting point of view.

What is more interesting is that as "sheeplike" my mindset may be, the world will be populated with people who agree with me in a couple hundred of years, and not you- because you will not have reproduced and your name will die with you

Your mindset (in both men AND women) is why Western Civilization is failing right now.

You are confusing the cause with the effect, its not that western civilization is going to hell because guys like us make such choices but its true that we're makin our choices because western civilization simply declared war on us.

The war started in the late 60s and the means with which we are attacked are getting more and more coward and sick year after year.

The way western society and western law systems treat men in general is vile and even more for those who made the mistake of getting married under such rules.

Western society is not having problems because of us, western society is having problem because cheap morality substituted justice in the way that good productive people is seeing as slave, mentally, physically and emotionally.

Somebody created a ladder of "rights recipients" completely sconnected to the value of the subjects, women are at the top they can virtually do no wrong even chopping off the d1ck of their husband who considers divorce, men can do no right even if you divorce after being cheated they'll find a way to steal your property to reward her.

I could go on and on and talk about races,sexual orientations and much more but in our case we're talking about sexes, well there is one that apparently is granted jack and sh1t despite constitutions or international agreements.

Even a goddamn mice realize that if a certain action leads to shocks, he stops doing such action.

Marriage apart, its obvious to anyone that a woman lose the ability to bond and respect a man proportionally to the number of c0cks she get inside her, and I guess you dont need me to tell you that girls nowadays
are not exactly sex deprived nor shy to get it.

And redarding out mindset "both men and women" as you said, its biblicaly moronic to compare a mindset of self preservation from most guys with an entitlement go gurl mentality of most women.

 

[visions]

modern men have it harder than men of the past

 

[Darth]

I realize you know everything at 24 years old (ever so much more vast than my mere 22) but if you wanted an answer you would have had to have been more specific, beyond the simple concepts which you comprehend so marvelously.

What can you do in a marriage that you can't do in any other committed monogamous relationship?

What do you mean by marriage? Do you mean:
-Civil marriage (if so list the state b/c each has different laws
-Religious marriage
-Marriage the sacrament as in the Catholic church

I'm sorry I couldn't read your mind; I'm just too fvcking retarded. It's all I can do to eat supper without dribbling on myself.

LOL