"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey Mods! Give Us Our Financial Forum!

STR8UP

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Originally posted by George Gordon
ModsWealth is just as important as Health. !GEORGE GORDON!
They are both important and they are connected mor than you might realize. Money= access to healthcare, easier to live a better lifestyle, etc.

My biggest argument argument for a financial board on this site would be that money is a HUGE contributor to your arsenal of resources for attracting the opposite sex. I just don't think that enough people are concerned investing nearly as much as getting an education and finding a good job, and most people think thay have that all figured out.

I doubt they will add a financial board, so lets just keep the threads on "anything else" rolling. Matter of fact, maybe I will try to write something up tonight...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Vincent

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holy crap. Mods can make forums?

Why didn't I get this memo!? :mad:
 
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