"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey Guys. I'm AFK Protector.

Supero Masculus

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Dam, this thread is going straight down the crapper. Jeeze guys all this Warcraft stuff!? Damn...


Anyways...

Have an awsome life AFK, the forum can't afford to loose you but it's your choice... I still don't know what your name means but i'm sure it means something. You've been an inpiration to alot of people here, me included. I wish you would've said why you where leaving though. Have a good one. You will not go on unforgoten. I think we should have a DJ morge or something so we can pay respect to the DJs that have moved on. Something to think about.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by AFK Protector
Hey everyone.

I've spent a lot of time on these forums. The forums have been a blessing for me. I've met many great people. You've all been a great help. You've all been very brave and candid. I wish you the best.

However, I just can't do this anymore. So I'm going to end AFK Protector right here right now. You don't have to miss me. You don't have to flame me. Just remember what your goals are and don't get carried off track like I did. I'm going to go to another life now. And see if I can start over.

I hope I've made a difference in someone's life during my time here. If not, I tried. If so, my life hasn't been a complete waste.

Good luck, have fun, don't die.

-AFK (R.I.P. 10/25/04 12:49:59 AM)
It's good to control your emotions.
 
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