Hey guys, I thought up a great, Kino, starter..

[Poonani Maker]

You know how bottom-of-the-barrel dire Kino is to Any spark of attraction in a woman. Women, are touchy-feely, always. I've had some even Reach out to touch me overtly when handing them a pen or something, almost as if desperate, sad, and lonely, like a fat chick down and out.

Anyhow, I discovered this Way to First physical touch with a woman, when looking for someone to measure my spine for a custom backpack I'm thinkin about buyin. Thing is, I can ask hundreds of girls if they have a minute, to measure my spine by taking a measurement of my 7th vertebrae to the floor and then subtract the measurement from the illium, or top of your pelvis, to the ground. This is Two measurements with a whole lot of touching on her part.

So just carry a tape measure around with you at all times and ask women to do this, so that you can make your purchase on a new customized backpack to go hiking in the woods. You can even ask them if they like hiking. And later, it's quite possible, maybe, F-close in the woods.

I'm trying it out tonight on a couple of females. Wish me luck.

 

[Dannyrt34]

I think it's kind of funny to carry a tape measurer around with you. But hey, girls will think its funny too! Whip out ur tape measurer with confidence!

 

[TheWayOfAllFlesh]

in a club yeah? good luck

 

[brownbear.]

lol, i love it! but why not tell them you're getting a new tux and you don't know your inseam? skip the spine and go straight to the junk!!

 

[chinwaggler]

This is a bit lame..