"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Herpes!!

WestCoast1492

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No I do not have herpes.. You'd actually have to get with women to be eligible..But in hopes of doing so soon.. A question..

Can you get oral herpes from making out with a girl..

If so has this happened to anyone here. Does it make you nervous making out with a random chick? Should you look for sores on her.. Can't you get it without the sores visible anyways..

-a concerned patron
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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italostud

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I heard if you use a microscope to look at a herpes sore you will actually see a miniature chuck norris round house kicking your skin.

Just kidding, I have no idea. I'm sure someone will chime in though...
 

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oral herpies are coal sores, which can be tranmitted and also go to genetal herpies. Same virus
 
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