"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Here's another virgin offering herself

MatureDJ

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I must say that at least this one is pretty hot! :yes:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/28/elizabeth-raine_n_5227509.html

Raine admits she does have a thing for older men and tall guys, but those factors probably won't come into play for what is basically a business deal.
OK, I'm an older man, but I'm short and my total net value is about half what the current bid is, so I guess I lose out. :crackup:

And she is not interested in losing her virginity to another woman, no matter how financially lucrative the bid might be.

"I'm straight. That would be out of my comfort zone," she said.
How does a woman lose her virginity to another woman? :crackup:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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crazyboy

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first off virginity is so overrated its honestly the worst ***** you can get. First off you generally have finger the her just get in it. If her hymen still attach you get blood on your sausage like she on her period. if you have pornstar fantasy of banging her thats not going happen because she aint going be able to handle it.
and 300k for this average looking chick. I never understood what the big deal is about banging a virgin the sex is god awful and unless your virgin or inexperince male yourself your not going recieve any real fun out of it. anyway rant over.
 

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Dear MDJ,
I agree with crazy boy...virginity is an encumberance to any woman over 25...sadly many of them see it like owning an ancient bottle of brandy,as it gets older they value it more,and are less inclined to pop the cork...I was offered a chance at a 42 year old Chinese Virgin I knocked it back!
 

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The best girls I ever had sechs with were the most experienced ones and also the least inhibited. They were also the craziest. I highly doubt this girl will be impressive. She knows nothing about sechs.

And who in their right mind would pay big $ to have sechs with an HB7.5 and not dictate the rules of engagement? If I'm paying you, you will do it exactly how I want it. This chic is already calling the shots and hasn't even found a sucker yet.

I think this girl is on a power trip fueled by greed and not thinking about the long term effects.

At some point in this girls life she will want to get married and have a family. And who here wants to marry a prostitute. Ooops just like a typical female, she forgot to consider the long term consequences. At that point she will be labeled as the girl who sold herself to the highest bidder.

I got far more respect for hookers, than I do this entitled khunt.
 

RagingBalls

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Funny thing is, even if you have more than 300K to offer, it's more likely if she find you unattractive, she won't do it.

Like if i am filthy fvckin rich and let an ugly hobo fvck her for 300k just to see how it will end up for both of them.

She's a gold-digging slvt and uses her hymen as a bait for the rich ones. Her aesthetic value doesn't match the pricetag like buying an unused '01 honda coupe than a decent looking but used shelby cobra gt.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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