Here's a class-act for you...

[squirrels]

Squirrels, sounds like you need a vacation. If I were you, I'd go someplace exotic, international. Go travelling. Meet women who don't speak english.

It's amazing how travel reboots the spirit, and energizes life back on track.

Easy to say when you live on a sailboat.

Any suggestions where I could go where the language barrier wouldn't ruin it for me?

 

[Magma]

Honestly I would not (and do not) give a f*ck what the diagnosis is. Could you have described a more toxic woman? I'd just tell her to hit the bricks and kick rocks.

... No, I wouldn't do that. Because I never would have responded to her initial re-communication.

Who needs someone like THAT around? She sounds like she's worth about a pinch of owl sh!t in my book.