Here is what women are like if you truly believes the myths this board is full of.

[Toast123]

No WONDER your balls squeeze up tighter than an eskimo waving his sack around in the wind. This board has reinforced a myth that women are MONSTERS.

After the first kiss her attraction for you drops 70 percent AT LEAST due to the fact that she now "HAS" you. In fact, after the first five seconds of her lips meeting yours her stomach sinks and she starts to ALREADY consider other men as better options.

Showing ANYTHING but TOTAL APATHY towards the relationship makes her literally SQUIRM with discomfort. "How are you?" or "I missed you today" is sometimes enough to instantly cause a woman to cheat on you with the FIRST guy she sees. (often a woman has been known to literally jump out of the window and engage in intercourse with the FIRST human being she sees.)

Unless you AT ALL TIMES maintain body language that is somewhere between CLINT EASTWOOD in the Dollars Trilogy and SEAN CONNERY as James Bond she will perceive you as on literally the same level as her little ballet loving nephew.

Don't even think about sending a text message, phone call or e-mail to women unless they have been trying to contact you RELENTLESSY for at least 83 DAYS prior. This has been scientifically tested, any response of any kind before the 83 day mark and you can BET YOUR BETA ASS you will NEVER SEE HER AGAIN.

Laugh at her jokes? Any of them? What are you....DOBBIE THE HOUSE ELF?

You KNOW who Dobbie the House Elf even IS? WHAT ARE YOU!?!? A TOTAL NERD LOSER??!!? BRB Cheating on you with CALVIN KLEIN MODEL who knows of NOTHING BUT SEX MONEY LEATHER JACKETS AND ACTING ALPHA AT NIGHT CLUBS



Or, you can chill out, throw out these restrictive and often fear driven "rules" and just focus on living your life, creating your own positive energy and happiness and understand that women are just people too.

 

[foreverAFC]

unfortunately it really is like that for the most part.

 

[Pimp-sicle]

I get what your trying to point out, but your missing the whole point.

Yes, you def do not need to follow strict stringent rules like the sarcastic examples you made in your original post.

But the reasons some of those guidelines were made was to teach noobs and clueless chumps on how to adopt the DJ mindset.

In other words they are a means to an end.

Follow X rule for a while (for example; if you ask her out and she says she can't and doesn't counter offer, ask one more time before NEXTING); it will teach you your value as a man. Instead of putting the girl on a pedestal based on something common, like good looks; your teaching yourself not to disrespect the most important person in this journey; YOU!

Learning these guidelines early in life will do wonders for you as you transform into a DJ. Once you fully transform you will realize that you ARE too busy to sit and over-analyze over a lost plate, a unreturned phone call or a girl who's playing hot/cold.

Furthermore, you will have so many other girls on your jock, that honestly you won't give a phuck if a girl doesn't text back, accept your date invite etc.

I could go on, but I think you get the point.

Learn the "rules" in order to transform yourself. Once you transform yourself and improve your life in every facet possible, women will naturally gravitate towards you and all this will be as natural as a PBJ sandwich.










PIMP

 

[pdx1138]

^^Yes.

Being made aware of these aspects opens our eyes to the way things are now.

If the year was 1950, hardly any of this would be necessary. but it's 2012 and today's women are VERY different.

 

[Purefilth]

as you are an israeli of african descent, i would have thought that you would include your ethnic origins at the start of your post, since this is as important as your trolling opinions to all here

 

[Toast123]

^^looks like we got a racist in the house!

 

[Purefilth]

a true troll hunter that i am, go drink some christian blood and eat a goat under your bridge

 

[Scars]

You really think woman are already picking out other options while they're kissing you? No. She's bombarded by emotions, which is what woman run off. If she likes you, she's in complete bliss.

And being a complete prick doesn't always work either. Woman want to be romanced, slut or not.

Read my signature. Just be a good liar and play to emotions.

-Scars