"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Here is a good example of a bad boy!

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with awesome looks!

Just dare to tell me that a guy at a party that looks and acts like this would NOT have a huge advantage when it comes to women!

Just be fun, sexual, teasing! No need to be a frustrated mucho butthole. It will get you nowhere!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXfVZNsavtE
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Master Bates said:
looks like Babnik has himself a mancrush.
No, but I can tell when male is attractive. I just have no sexual desires.

In USA I even know a guy who never kissed his dad because its considered GAY.

I cheek-kiss all my Euro friends!
 

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Now out of no where you're talking about kissing dudes and stuff. I rest my case?
 

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Master Bates said:
Now out of no where you're talking about kissing dudes and stuff. I rest my case?
We also kiss each other's hands on a shake. Brits do it!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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What the hell is with this video?

Baknik you post so much useless crap here.
 

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It's sooo funny to me. Some of you guys wish to be this ultimate "bad boy" so much, yet, I bet NONE of you would want to live his lifestyle.

See, unlike you, that "bad boy" is not "bad" because a particular chick gets horny over it. He's "bad" because of a personal problem or an environmental problem.

"Bad boys" usually have other "bad boys" coming after their life, you want that life?
"Bad boys" usually can't even go to Burger King to get a 5 piece Chicken Tender Meal, without a cop searching them down...you want that life?

All some of you guys do is analyze different "types" of guys, saying, "If I be this or that guy, I can get laid more." When I keep telling you that getting laid has nothing to do with you being a particular guy, but all about you allowing yourself to be horny around a chick, but controling and channeling that energy through your eyes, voice, etc. (sexual state)

You don't want to be a bad boy, okay? None of you do.
Bad boys get shot at.
Bad boys get jumped.
Bad boys get stumped.

Yes, bad boys do a lot of that to other people, but eventually, someone is going to get their azz.

Guys, it's okay to just be more like the personality you already are. Just fix yourself up, buy yourself some better clothes, diet a little, and when that fine chick comes your way, don't be afraid of yourself wanting her...it's okay. Now take your horniness, control and channel it, and be in sexual state, and get laid.

But leave the Bad Boy shyt alone, okay...none of you want to go to the "hood." It might be glorified on T.V., but this ain't T.V.

Find ur azz pulling 6 gun shots out of your azz trying to play a "bad boy."

It's take environmental knowledge, years of kicking azz and getting your azz kicked, and a whole lot of otha shyt I don't even want to comment on...to be a true BAD BOY.

You want to walk your azz around "pretending" to be one, you are setting yourself up to take the first fvckign bullet, or the first fvcking azz whooping of the night.

Because I put on a fvcking doctor mask and uniform, that dont' make me no doctor, I need the years of fvcking experience to be a doctor.

Okay..so dont' think that just because you walk, talk, act, and dress like a bad boy, that you all of a sudden a bad boy.

Hahahah. Some of you guys are funny.
 

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DJF or John said:
It's sooo funny to me. Some of you guys wish to be this ultimate "bad boy" so much, yet, I bet NONE of you would want to live his lifestyle.

See, unlike you, that "bad boy" is not "bad" because a particular chick gets horny over it. He's "bad" because of a personal problem or an environmental problem.

"Bad boys" usually have other "bad boys" coming after their life, you want that life?
"Bad boys" usually can't even go to Burger King to get a 5 piece Chicken Tender Meal, without a cop searching them down...you want that life?

All some of you guys do is analyze different "types" of guys, saying, "If I be this or that guy, I can get laid more." When I keep telling you that getting laid has nothing to do with you being a particular guy, but all about you allowing yourself to be horny around a chick, but controling and channeling that energy through your eyes, voice, etc. (sexual state)

You don't want to be a bad boy, okay? None of you do.
Bad boys get shot at.
Bad boys get jumped.
Bad boys get stumped.

Yes, bad boys do a lot of that to other people, but eventually, someone is going to get their azz.

Guys, it's okay to just be more like the personality you already are. Just fix yourself up, buy yourself some better clothes, diet a little, and when that fine chick comes your way, don't be afraid of yourself wanting her...it's okay. Now take your horniness, control and channel it, and be in sexual state, and get laid.

But leave the Bad Boy shyt alone, okay...none of you want to go to the "hood." It might be glorified on T.V., but this ain't T.V.

Find ur azz pulling 6 gun shots out of your azz trying to play a "bad boy."

It's take environmental knowledge, years of kicking azz and getting your azz kicked, and a whole lot of otha shyt I don't even want to comment on...to be a true BAD BOY.

You want to walk your azz around "pretending" to be one, you are setting yourself up to take the first fvckign bullet, or the first fvcking azz whooping of the night.

Because I put on a fvcking doctor mask and uniform, that dont' make me no doctor, I need the years of fvcking experience to be a doctor.

Okay..so dont' think that just because you walk, talk, act, and dress like a bad boy, that you all of a sudden a bad boy.

Hahahah. Some of you guys are funny.

Thats not bad boy...thats gangsta...
 

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Babnik said:
We also kiss each other's hands on a shake. Brits do it!
As a Brit, I can confirm that we do not do that and you are gay.

I sincerely hope you find this infomation some sort of use to yourself. Thankyou.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Okay, so I gotta become hot; get a tone body, get a tat, cut my hair short, get a necklace, and walk down the highway hitchin for a ride. Some hot girl driving in a car by myself will pick me up (I don't think this girl is hot by the way).


Damn this video explains every single thing I've been doing wrong when it comes to picking up women!!!!
 

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Master Bates said:
looks like Babnik has himself a mancrush.
Yeah bro, his sister told me Babnik has been having wet dreams about that guy. She's had to change the sheets everymorning. she said "BABUSHKA!" which means "ji zz" in Russian/
 
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