"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Herbalife sucks and their reps are a pain in the a**!!!

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So this girl I used to date a couple years ago contacts me out of the blue on Facebook about Herbalife. All she talks about is Herbalife this, Herbalife that. I was trying to ask her other questions and she'd always bring it back to Herbalife and trying to get me to come to some stupid meetings and stuff. No thank you. She bothered me until I agreed to try some free 3 day trial thing, so I did and now she's hounding me about buying some more and becoming a rep. I'm running out of excuses.lol It's weird how this girl is acting like she's in a damn cult, you'd have to talk to one of these people to understand what I'm saying. I researched Herbalife and the products suck and are overpriced, not to mention the whole thing is MLM (another word for a pyramid scam). I kind of want to tell her she's being ripped off but I know I wouldn't get anywhere with convincing her. I just wish her @$$ would talk about something else besides Herbalife for a change.haha
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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You're not understanding me, I'm not interested in dating her whatsoever. She randomly reached out to me, I simply asked how she was and stuff like that, all she kept responding with is Herbalife crap. It felt like talking to a telemarketer.lol I just think it's funny how into this scam people can get. Used car salesman don't always talk about selling someone a car all the time. You need to meet one of these Herbalife people to really see what I'm talking about.
 
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