"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Her vs the hamster episode 2!

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Here we go again!

Her....I don't think you love me.
Hamster....Please feed my emotions.

Her....Ever had anal sex?
Hamster....I hope you put it in my butt next time we get down.

Her....Look at how tight her jeans are! She's a slvt!
Hamster....Wish my a$$ looked that hot.

Her....Do you care if I go out with the girls Sat night?
Hamster....Chippendales are in town. Yum!

Her....That's my roomates dildo, not mine.
Hamster....Time share. I get to use it evey other day.

Her....My dad left us when I was 4 and my mom has been married 3 times.
Hamster....My therapy appointment is at 2:pM today so I'll be home a bit late.

Her....I have never sent naked pics to a guy on my phone! Only a slvt would do that!
Hamster....I'd better delete my outbox before I get busted.

Have at it fellas. :D
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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5string, you just caused me to waste an hour and a half on that site and I enjoyed every minute of it.
 

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Her: “I don’t play games.”
Hamster: Let my games begin!
 

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Her: I've only been with three people.

Hamster: I've only count unprotected sex with boyfriends. Gang bangs (some raw, some I don't remember) when I was in between relationships don't count.

Her: We can't do this. I can't cheat on my boyfriend.

Hamster: You still put it in my a$s or I can bl@w you.


Her: I'm done with casual flings and ready for something serious.

Hamster: But if you're hot, I'm down for more casual fun. After we F a few times, I'll get all attached and try to move in with you so you can't bring other women home.


Her: <On a dinner date> What are going to order?

Hamster: I want the most expensive thing on the menu, but I'd look bad ordering it if you get something cheap for yourself.
 

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Atom Smasher said:
5string, you just caused me to waste an hour and a half on that site and I enjoyed every minute of it.
hehe....cool huh? Funny sh!t on there! I hope you had a great weekend.

Mike32ct.....you be one funny guy. We really do need more humor on here. :crackup:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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5string said:
hehe....cool huh? Funny sh!t on there! I hope you had a great weekend.

Mike32ct.....you be one funny guy. We really do need more humor on here. :crackup:
5string:

Thanks man. We do need more humor to lighten things up here.

Plenty of times I want to reply to questions with something funny, but I avoid doing so because I don't want to look like I'm making fun of someone asking a question. So at most, I mix in a little humor in a serious response to a thread sometimes.

But threads like these are all in fun, so the gloves can come off so to speak.

Everybody:

This is another reason why field reports or date reports are good to post.
Sometimes some really funny stuff happens out there. Share it with us guys.
 
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