her smell offended me and then I offended her

[Atom Smasher]

One word:

"Renuzit"

 

[SgtSplacker]

When I was younger I had actually cut off some very pretty girls over this same issue (a bit immature, I know). And I mean practically speaking this is something that can definitely change. Just because a girl smells one day doesn't mean she always smells that way. But yeah when I was younger I would get so repulsed by this I would do very drastic things...

A strategy I use for this issue is to mention it out of context. Wait till after the deed is well over. After everyone is clothed and just chilling. Then drop the bomb... "You were a little funky down there baby are you feeling alright?" and try to make it sound like you are concerned something is wrong. Don't make it all about how grossed out you were by mentioning it right after the deed is done. And make sure you are somewhere private to drop the "dam girl you stanky" bomb.

Sometimes a girl won't know she has an issue until she gets excited and the juices start flowing. Only then will she be able to notice somethings wrong. So always wait for the second time at least to mention something. Many times the smell will be on the inside only.

Another critical tool in a mans arsenal is the good ole stealth finger check. Before any action begins down there keep the sexuality on her face, lips and breasts. When things get hotter give her a brief fingering and check the funk levels and if she's wet at all. Then I'll usually try to do something slick like kiss her neck or maybe wipe some sweat from my face or something and give that finger a stealthy sniff. If everything is in order i'll start working on her pants and proceed as usual. But no kissing her body below the breasts at all until the stealth fing check is done. Only after that can you feel free to please her belly button, ass or feet or whatever.

Another good tool is setting the shower precedent. Get her used to you taking a shower before sex. If she sees cleanliness is important for you she will understand that she also needs to be clean. The shower is great foreplay too. It's awesome to go down on a freshly showered girl, it's no holes barred then for realz! After you get out of the shower you can just drop the towel in front of her, great precursor for a BJ right there...

If she's a lil stanky, i'll usually take my junk out first to draw attention to my member and take away attention from her body. Maybe go for that BJ then to turn her on more. Eventually she will just want it in there and will not miss anything if you just put it in.

If I do get drawn into oral sex still i'll just work the C L I T area and stay away from the rest, that's pretty safe too.

 

[Bokanovsky]

Another critical tool in a mans arsenal is the good ole stealth finger check. Before any action begins down there keep the sexuality on her face, lips and breasts. When things get hotter give her a brief fingering and check the funk levels and if she's wet at all. Then I'll usually try to do something slick like kiss her neck or maybe wipe some sweat from my face or something and give that finger a stealthy sniff. If everything is in order i'll start working on her pants and proceed as usual. But no kissing her body below the breasts at all until the stealth fing check is done. Only after that can you feel free to please her belly button, ass or feet or whatever.

A good follow up strategy is to use her own biological weapons against her. If she fails the finger smell test, go back to fingering her, then start stroking her face with the same hand, "inadvertently" bringing your finger close to her nose. Then, start touching her lips and put your finger in her mouth, pretending it's part of foreplay. If that doesn't send the message across, nothing will.

 

[Starkwell]

hahahaha sounds like this was a little fishy for you. I gotta give you credit tho for even attempting to lick that thing. Just the fumes coming through the panties should of been enough for you to pass on it. Good thing you didn't puke on her while you were doing that. I can picture some guy just scrubbing up after that hahaha and it still was there after.

There is no excuse not to be clean or to smell like that. I mean she invited you over to have sex. She could at least make an effort to have good hygiene. I'm sure she knew what was gooing on because she was acting funny about it. So I'm sure she had some idea. She probably just got hurt because you actually told her what was up. Maybe she thought you would b.s. her about it. She went off on you so that isn't good. She sounds crazy and smells so I would drop her fast and move on. It wasn't even a week. Sounds like she is the one controlling you. She tells you to do this and that. Not good bro. Man up and take the bull by the horns yourself. Let this one go or you can look forward to a smelly vag and an unstable girl.

Went to a game one time and this fat chick was sitting in front of me wearing a tight denim skirt. Everytime she got up you could smell that thing stinking. She got up a lot too. So if I can smell it behind her. She can smell it too. That is nasty and should be taken care of.

Is she fat? hairy? that could be two reasons besides not cleaning.

If it smells a little fishy don't lick the toxic dump.

 

[Harry Wilmington]

Harry Wilmington might be able to offer a diplomatic way to bring it up with her. Otherwise, it might be wise to develop your exit strategy.!

LoL, thanks for the shout-out, though I don't know why anyone would think I'd be the authority on telling a woman about her smelly vagina :crazy:

Anyway... to the OP: first off, you did nothing wrong, so stop with the "apology" tour. You think if you took off your shirt and you hadn't been wearing deodorant all day that this girl wouldn't have said something about your smelly armpits or you needing to take a shower first? And that's not NEARLY as germ-infested as the vaginal region is - even going down on a clean one can have you tasting things that aren't quite right (i.e. yeast, blood, toilet paper if she uses the linty kind... I could go on).

Anytime you say something to a woman, you need to say it with authority, as if what you're saying is truth and you're not wrong. If she gets defensive, you don't retreat or start apologizing - you stick to your guns. Plus, why is she getting defensive if she ASKED you about it?? If she was acting all funny after you did it, she must have known, on some level, that her garden had a skunk in it...

But that's the past now - so, what should you do now? Eh, give her some time to calm down. You've only been dating for a DAY, so if she doesn't want to see you anymore, big deal. What's the worst-case scenario: you don't get to go down on funky-smelling vag-ay-gay anymore? Congratulations! :cheer:

Now, if she hits you up and wants to talk, DO NOT APOLOGIZE. You can always say something akin to "I didn't know my response was going to offend you" (much in the same way you didn't think her trash hole was going to offend you), then be like "but since you asked me, as much as I'd love to go down on you, I'm not doing it if it's not all the way right. I wouldn't ask you to do the same to me if I had sweaty stank ballz, it wouldn't be fair." If she's still mad at that point, she's not worth keeping.

In fact, her whole reaction to this thing would already put her out of the running for me. But hey, some guys need drama - if this is you, just re-read the previous paragraph. Hope this helps!