"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Her poon stank up the entire car!

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Oh yea I was talking about a stronger vag smell not rancid weapon of vag destruction type smell.

With everyones experience, what should a good fufanani smell like?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I'm surprised noone brought this up, but foul crotch odours can be a sign of a STD.
 

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There´s days in every chick´s cycle that she smells from her snatch like a bag full of dead raccoons. You notice especially when doing her doggy style of missionary while lifting her butt up... Wonder why nobody has brought this up. It´s normal. Nobody here ever bonked the same chick every day for over a month?)))

The normal smell of an excited cynt you can smell through jeans and stuff only with a very good, non smoker nose, only very slightly and only for fractions of seconds... there´s all kinds of stuff in it that is meant to attract men like madly (called coitines... hehe. Pheromones.), but it really is only very slight.
 

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ha ha ha ha ha ha this is indeed a funny thread.

I dated a girl one time who's gape smelled like the afterbirth of a yak...........I don't know why. She was a clean girl.....i actually took her virginity. (THis was many moons ago.) Anyway, I think some girls maybe sweat a little more than others, which adds to the humid, rainforest-like conditions.

On a lighter note, my last girfriend's poon smelled like a ****ing sweet tart. I could put my mouth on that thing for hours and be happy.

I took this girl home the other night from a bar and we were making out and ****, I started fingering her love hole and I got could smell that "pepporoni pizza" almost body-odor-like stinch.......it turned me off to the point where I didn't even wanna fvck.
 

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Like the old saying goes...If it tastes like chicken keep lickin', if it tastes like trout, get the fvck out.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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KarmaSutra said:
Obviously you've never had raw, animalistic, in the moment sex.

Wash your sac then your hand for that great smelling self love.

Idiot.
you disgusting swine:whistle:
 

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I love the oneliners lol...we should make a big list.

Punani so stank it smells like:
1. A smashed crab left out in the outback sun.
2. 2 Squirrels who have faught to the death.
3. Kingilliam's "Afterbirth of a Yak"
4. Bucketful of dead prawns

OMG I had a lil giddy kiddy moment haha
 

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An Idea

Next time take her home and have a bath together. Make sure to wash up her labia as a sensual massage in the bath or shower. Don't tell her anything about stinkyness.
 

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poon soup lol...make sure u tell her to get out of the bath and get nice in bed...then sneak back into the bathroom, change the bathwater and quickly scrub up as if you've rolled around in anthrax.

When she's gone please soak the tub in ammonia...jks :p
 

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Next time take her home and have a bath together. Make sure to wash up her labia as a sensual massage in the bath or shower. Don't tell her anything about stinkyness.
i can just see it...

--20 YEARS LATER--

"Honey can't we have sex atleast ONCE without taking a bath first???"

"b!tch... get in that bath and do that sensual massage thing, I got rubber ducky right here."
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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There seems to be some funny people on here......what a powerful weapon comedy can be. It is one of my main weapons in the field. We need a joke thread.
 

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First time I had sex was with a girl she stunk just like you described. It was my first time, so I thought it was normal. I mean, it obviously isnt going to smell like flowers.. but after I started ****ing other chicks the poons seemed to get cleaner and cleaner. But yeah dude. I hear you. It's ****ing disgusting. You can't help what turns you off.. it just does.
 

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One thing worse that a stinking poon, hitting it from the back and it smells like she took a dump earlier. :down:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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This explains why they get so b1tchy when you don't vacuum or clean the toilets every d4mn week. Sometimes I'll let that sh1t go for months. If I was a woman, my puzzy would be the raunchiest dead wound on this Earth, to keep guys away of course. I'd keep it spiffy for the lesbos.
 

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Would you slap a girl for telling you that your dilibags is rank? No if your a real man you would go make sure it doesn't smell like roadkill. Same thing with a good girl, if she noticed you make the same facial expression like somebody farted, she'd skip the diving for later or say "how about I go down on you stanky a'ss wang instead". And next time she should make sure its gleamin clean.

It is so damn stupid that girls spend 6 hours on make up but not spare 15minutes to get a pipe cleaner and a can of glade. What the hell do they expect.

If your LTR has a stronger poon scent you might wanna invest in breath mints when you go down.It has a nice cooling effect too and it freshens your anus mouth breath at the same time
 

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Here's what I don't get: The few times Ive been with one that had a really stank poon, they act like nothing's wrong with a big eager grin on their face.

How can they not smell that and at least say "I'm sorry, I'm not sure why it stinks so bad!".
 

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The second time I done the deed I was still fresh and eager. We were in her basement on an old beat up couch. I went down on her after about 2 minutes of fingering it felt like I was dipping my hand into a swamp. anyway she asked me to go down on her and for some reason i did. But before I got past her belly button I froze.

I was breathin pretty hard by then and every time I inhaled, I could literally taste the sour smell, the way you can with strong odours. I was pretty shocked and almost asked her "Is ther a dead animal down here?". Her **** honestly smelled like a place where animals go to die.

total boner killer. basically told her i wasn't feeling it anymore and that was that. I did end up finishing her off a few days later tho, wasn't as bad but i didnt put my head anywhere near her ****.

Always watch out when you're about to nail a girl that doesn't get much ****. Those ones from my experience have way poorer hygeine compared to more experienced birds.
 

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azanon said:
Here's what I don't get: The few times Ive been with one that had a really stank poon, they act like nothing's wrong with a big eager grin on their face.

How can they not smell that and at least say "I'm sorry, I'm not sure why it stinks so bad!".
an ex girlfriend got vaginal bacteriosis-err-something another once after being with her for about 6 months (everything fresh and clean up to this point). It gave her a fishy odor... I finally brought it up and she said she honestly couldn't smell it.. she had no idea... we went and got checked up and we we're both clean except for the bacteria thing which some anti-biotics cleared up within a week.

I actually went about 3 weeks without confronting her about it cause I was being a wuss... I was even embarrassed to bring it up cause I knew she wasn't dirty (well.. err something was dirty), and I didn't want to hurt her feelings... But she was real cool about it, I was surprised how well she handled me being like... "Look, your stinking, its gross... theres a reason I haven't ate you in a while.".... ok I didn't break it to her so harsh... I really liked this girl at the time... fvcking b!tch.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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