fertileTurtle
Master Don Juan
She wants to fvck you you big motherfvcker. What's the hold up? Just lay his ass out if he objects.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
ElChoclo said:To the OP, this incident does not sound like the kind of thing someone your age should be analysing. It was a trivial and pointless occurrence. Maybe your "friend" perceived that you were upset about the new boyfriend and just tried to comfort you. Maybe she likes to co**tease you.
If you thought the technology was unimportant why did you feel the need to detail it after the first post. The initial comment about "walkmans" was just an amused observation. Your responses were overly aggressive. Nobody cares if you are 6 foot and over 200. We weren't there so its hard to be impressed. If this is the only problem worthy of your consideration at your age then you have too little going on in your life. For your sake I hope you are a divorcee, otherwise that just completes the picture.
Hahaha. And you just know that his Walkman was one of those "Sports" models; yes, those big ass YELLOW ugly things with rubber exterior. :yes:Sinistar said:He probably would have gotten the answer he was hoping for had he posted in the High School Forum!
And we were nice, the teenies would have shredded him over the "walkman" thing![]()
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Oh, Come on! You know you want one.Gangster Of Love said:Hahaha. And you just know that his Walkman was one of those "Sports" models; yes, those big ass YELLOW ugly things with rubber exterior. :yes:
acw said:WOW...this is incredible (and pathetic at the same time).
Now what was the original post about?
Something about jealousy and the new boyfriend...(this is what happens when a thread gets high-jacked).
Looks like some High Schoolers got caught up on the Sony Walkman issue. :nervous:
Seems to be a Big issue with the Youth of today is what type of cell phone you have and what type of MP3 player you use. Good Grief![]()
Hey, i'm still listening to a tube amp radio and driving a 1966 Chevy...Fire Engine Red Stingray Rag Top Corvette that is....
See you youngsters at the beach!
I'll be the guy with the Big Yellow Tube amp boom box Spinning a Hoola hoop!
Oh...Please don't kick sand on my boom box. The warranty expired about 20 yrs ago.
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She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Yeah you are or else you wouldn't have brought all this up. You come across as someone stunned that you weren't seen as the best pick and now its tearing you up, and you're trying to cover it up with this thin layer of overconfidence.john siegal said:Funny Chit!
Most of the Spuds on this post have analyzed my feelings all wrong:
I am not interested in winning this chick back or scoring points with her. Its more of a vexing---and i make no apologies for it.
Most would say its immature and childish, but i disagree. I think you should get your shots in---if the situations warrants it.
thanks for the laughs...![]()
john siegal said:I'm 45, in great shape with a good job and no baggage.
I ran into an chick friend at the beach yesterday. We dated for a short time and I REALLY LIKE her but, her interest level was low. So i gave up on pursuing a BF/GF relationship and kept her as an aquaintance.
We talk from time to time and even do some business together since we are in related fields.
Anyway, she's at the beach and introduces me to her new boyfriend. I'm looking at the guy and wondering...WTF does she see in this guy? The dude was pasty white,...and average looking.
I chatted up with her for a while and she introduced me her friends that were there....and this New dude. He starts trying to get cute with me...but he's no match for my wit. He walks away and continues his conversation with his other male friend in the group.
I don't give a flying fvk cause i'm over 6ft and muscled at 200 plus pounds.
So i continue talking to the chick and she's starts getting close to me likes she's attracted to me (guess she never saw me with my shirt off). I'm thinking to myself..."wtf are you doing...trying to get the BF jealous." We finished our convo and she reached out to hug me and i obliged.
I'm walking away with my walkman on...and start wondering WTF is she trying to pull.
Anyway, i'm having mixed feelings about her and looking for some feedback from older dudes about this...
What do you think?
Yes well....john siegal said:LOL...man you guys are funny.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.