Her First Kiss ... in a trash can?

[Michael Chief]

Here's a funny little sumn sumn for yalls:
Ok, so yesterday, i was out with this inexperienced girl. I was giving her the Silent Treatment (long story) while she was just following me around just BEGGING me to talk to her. It was after school, and we walked to jamba juice while i didnt say anything to her. After that, we walked to the park and i sat down on a bench. I signaled her to sit down and she did. Eventually she caught on to the silence thing cuz i was laughing when she was begging - "you're not really mad at me, are you!?"
Twas funny sh!t.
While i started talking to her again, i initiated lotsa kino and told her to come into my arm. There was cuddling on the bench and etc. Eventually, she had to leave, so we stand up and i hug her. Then, i pick her up and start walking to the trash can. She was all "OMG" and she was squirming and tryin to fight herself out (in vain, of course)
then i hold her halfway in the trash can and shes all freakin out, so i tell her to relax and calm down. I tell her to close her eyes, then i gave the girl her first kiss. She responded well and reciprocated. After that, i leave her in the trash can and walk away
Great and embarrassing first kiss for her, eh?

 

[ohiofutballa]

that might just cross the line between ****y and ignorant/rude by a sssllligght hair. You threw her in a trash can after you kissed her and left her there...and your proud of this accomplishment?



most girls would get very pissed over this, so this isnt something you want to do to someone your seriously interested in...

 

[AIR-PILOT]

Grow up.
You will understand what I mean in a few years...

 

[Michael Chief]

haha no she wasnt pissed. were cool like that

 

[Bling]

Karma's a *****! Remember that.

 

[redbyte]

Yeah smooth moves ..
Throwing a chick in a trash can??
Aint something you would see in a romance movie, thats for sure.

 

[AdrenalynJunkee]

Originally posted by ohiofutballa
that might just cross the line between ****y and ignorant/rude by a sssllligght hair. You threw her in a trash can after you kissed her and left her there...and your proud of this accomplishment?



most girls would get very pissed over this, so this isnt something you want to do to someone your seriously interested in...

Sounds like she was already in there before they kissed. Also, sounds pretty original. I can guarantee another guy will never kiss her while shes in a trash can. Plus, it's playful and fun.

 

[familyguyfan]

Originally posted by ohiofutballa
that might just cross the line between ****y and ignorant/rude by a sssllligght hair. You threw her in a trash can after you kissed her and left her there...and your proud of this accomplishment?



most girls would get very pissed over this, so this isnt something you want to do to someone your seriously interested in...

Yeah, I don't think it was a dumpster or anything. Probably just a simple, standard-sized park trash can that isn't difficult to get out of.

A little weird, but I wouldn't say it's near as bad as some of you are making it out to be.

 

[Michael Chief]

Originally posted by familyguyfan
Yeah, I don't think it was a dumpster or anything. Probably just a simple, standard-sized park trash can that isn't difficult to get out of.

Yep.
Plus, i'm totally dominant in this relationship. I'm basically being a rebellious badboy ******* here - and she's lovin it
It's not that she's messed up in the head or abused or anything - she's a good girl who's been properly raised.
Good girl...bad boy...
Just ask yourselves - What do opposites do?

Man..i really don't see how any true DJ could read this and scoff negatively.

PS - i'm not abusive at all. it's all in good fun

 

[JSH]

Originally posted by gRiM999
Yep.
Plus, i'm totally dominant in this relationship. I'm basically being a rebellious badboy ******* here - and she's lovin it
It's not that she's messed up in the head or abused or anything - she's a good girl who's been properly raised.
Good girl...bad boy...
Just ask yourselves - What do opposites do?

Man..i really don't see how any true DJ could read this and scoff negatively.

PS - i'm not abusive at all. it's all in good fun

And i get told i abuse my gf. Seriously dude, not nice, its not even playful. Its downright rude.

 

[LikRetsam]

I don't know, I think it's hilarious and a great first kiss.

A girlFRIEND (Person you have fun with...) implies a certain playfulness...

 

[AdrenalynJunkee]

Originally posted by JSH
And i get told i abuse my gf. Seriously dude, not nice, its not even playful. Its downright rude.

Let's not start a flame war here. It was a simple, creative, humorous approach and I wish I had thought of it. It's not even close to abusive. I've put many girls in trash cans, it's nothing bad. Most of the time they aren't standing, but usually have just their butt in it. Anyways, if she honestly had a problem with being in there, and thought we was being abusive and a huge azzhole, then she wouldn't have kissed him.

 

[Michael Chief]

Originally posted by AdrenalynJunkee
...but usually have just their butt in it. Anyways, if she honestly had a problem with being in there, and thought we was being abusive and a huge azzhole, then she wouldn't have kissed him.

exactomundo
just butt, and still smilin afterwards

 

[DJoneday]

Unless you never talked to her again, or treated her like sh!t after this event, I think it was a pretty decent way of doing things.

Whether or not it was "rude" is purely based off of how she reacted to it, and by what your saying, it seems like she took it as the playful little kiss it was.

 

[AdrenalynJunkee]

Originally posted by gRiM999
exactomundo
just butt, and still smilin afterwards

Then I'm guessing she highly enjoyed it lol

 

[JSH]

Originally posted by AdrenalynJunkee
Let's not start a flame war here. It was a simple, creative, humorous approach and I wish I had thought of it. It's not even close to abusive. I've put many girls in trash cans, it's nothing bad. Most of the time they aren't standing, but usually have just their butt in it. Anyways, if she honestly had a problem with being in there, and thought we was being abusive and a huge azzhole, then she wouldn't have kissed him.

Lol, i wasnt starting a flame war, it was purely constructive criticism. Why are you getting involved, you looking for a fight, is it a saturday night and your boys not willing to go out with you.

I just disagree with his approach. "Great and embaressing first kiss for her", she might be that hung up on him that she still likes him. Personally, although i can appreciate how it works and is playful, its not a stunt i would want to pull. Wouldnt it have been better, if you had held her above a bin and then kissed her. Dropping her in afterwards .

Abusive as a term was a little strong, but i dont think it was nice and its certainly not something i would pull. There was a thread here about some guy trying to make his girlfriends first kiss as memorable as possible. Im sure grim made it as memorable as possible and depending on the girl, she might like it as a memory. But he says shes a shy little girl, who he had following him around all day. Hell, i remember when girls used to treat me like that, is it a nice memory, no.

Lets quote gRiM from another thread "Be THE MAN...and a damn confident one at that - and she'll feel like a princess under her knight's protection".
Personally, i like to have some class in all my dealings with women, think Rhett Butler from Gone with the Wind, hes smooth as hell. And Adrenaline Junkie, stealing stuff, tagging things and skipping class are not smooth moves.

Lets think about this badboy image that so many of you like to show off and brag about. Why cant you incorporate the good stuff from that image (fun, adventurous, a little wild and confident) into a person that your grandmother would like. Most people go through a JERK phase in trying to pick up girls, i hurt loads in a 2 weeks of not even trying. There are better ways.

 

[cant think of a user name]

When I read it, I laughed, 'cause I thought it was a joke.

 

[xomel]

You're a **** for that and I hope karma gets you back. But then again, shes a stupid hoe and deserved it

 

[AdrenalynJunkee]

And Adrenaline Junkie, stealing stuff, tagging things and skipping class are not smooth moves.

lol I'm guessing you read that from another thread. True, it's not the smarted stuff and I'll be the first to admit it. Stealing and tagging give me sort of a rush, it's a huge risk and the odds are against me. That gives me a thrill. I'd rather do that than go smoke a bowl or something. Also, I have good old fashioned fun on a regular basis. Sports, Mall, playin some air hockey, parties etc. And about that fighting thing..not trying to pick one with you, I'm just very opinionated and it seemed that you had a rather..hostile response. My bad.

 

[Layla]

Originally posted by gRiM999
After that, i leave her in the trash can and walk away

haha! classic!