"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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her brother :(

redbullfbu

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ok so I'm a junior and theres a hb9 freshman, shes nuts for me, every day our conversation is about when, how, or where ill fvck her haha. the job will be done soon but the only problem is that her brother is in my grade and he'll end my life if he finds out, and i know she will deff. tell her friends after i fvck her and it wont be long before it gets around the whole school (only 1000 kids in my school). is it worth it?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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supajsilver2

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do you know her brother? friends with him? i mean, if you're buddies, telling him "we're dating" or whatever would kind of imply you're going to do stuff with her and he might be cool with that. if you don't know him, you might be screwed, chief.
 

sparky0000

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dude, if she is really a hb9 she wouldn't be at your school. at her age she would be spending four or five months of the year in milan going from one casting to another. her nights would be spent hanging around swarthy 40 year old dudes at discos. you wouldn't be in the picture.
 

PleasureKing

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oh yeah its worth it! =]

you can always talk to her AFTER and tell her its best to keep this naughty secret safe. ;] lmao
 

sexy_kuta

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sparky0000 said:
dude, if she is really a hb9 she wouldn't be at your school. at her age she would be spending four or five months of the year in milan going from one casting to another. her nights would be spent hanging around swarthy 40 year old dudes at discos. you wouldn't be in the picture.
x2, most of them have 18 or 19 year old bfs lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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