"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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HEMMOROIDS (PLEASE READ)

BigManB69

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Guys, I went to the doc and he said I have a couple small hemmoroids. I have to take soem stuff to get rid of them, but does that mean that I cant lift nemore?!? Will squating and deadlifting and stuff cause hemmoriods and not make me able to do them anymore?? I really like weight lifting and wanna get big...so give me some input on this
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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penkitten

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Originally posted by Soshyopathe:
You're thinking about hernias, different from hemmeroids.
hemmeroids go away with preperation h and they are sores on your you know what right?
a hernia is more like a knot inside you body
lifting is bad for both
 

Snigbert

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Lifting shouldn't bother hemmerhoids, they are just inflamed veins...the unfortunate things is if you have them now you probably will have them come and go the rest of your life.
A hernia is most commonly a tear in the muscular walls surrounding your abdomen, causing the intestine to bulge through. This can be caused by heavy lifting and made worse if you lift and dont have it taken care of (through surgery usually).
 
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