Help!

[Toohot4upilot]

Okay, firstly I met this girl called Dawn at a club the other night she just came off the dance floor and grabbed my ass so I turned and took her hand, giving her a playful tug to join me but she tucked me back and I followed her and we stood by the bar I introduced myself and we pretty much kissed there and then - both pretty drunk - anyway, three days later we met up and good god she is really like... Firm and stricked, lol youn should have seen the text I got it was like

You WILL pick me up at 1900hrs, you WILL bring flowers, Chocolate is optional but advised. We WILL eat at precisly 2000hrs, movie at 2110hrs, at 2400hrs we WILL go back to my place and you WILL give me multiple orgasms! lol

okay, is wasn't exactly that but I about was... So what should I do, I hate not being the one in control? I've already given her the nick name Zulu Dawn or Dawn of the Dead, whatever...

Secondly, forget about Dawn I was curious to the ****y/funny side and I've tried and its not too hard but I really just don't have any funny stores to tell, anyone got some amusing storys I tell the ladies?? It would really help me DJ's.

Thx in advance

 

[kiz]

give it right back to her. it seems like it had a joking tone to it, but i would completely ignore everything she said in it (except the orgasms lol)

pick her up at 7:15, **** the flowers, go where you want, don't let her jerk you around,etc.

 

[PImp]

what i tend to do if you don't think your funny i think im funny but to a degree i kinda doubt it but anyway something i will do is that i just watch comedy shows like on comedy central or any thing funny(movies, shows, comics etc.) and take there one liners or there storys if you have too, i usually write it sometimes where you can see it all the time(room door, next to computer in my bathroom, refrigerator door) like for example i have written next to my computer is know what i hate is when i get shampoo in my eyes cause then i need to get conditioner in there too are my eyes will get all frizzy and i have on my door If i know im gonna so something stupid i turn it into crazy cause people talk to stupid people "like what are stupid, you stupid f**k, you dumb stupid ass" and i crazy people they just are like "hey hows it going buddy" for example if i walk into a room that i thought was the bathroom and people are in there i just start barking like a dog that last one is compliments of Calvin C.K. hes comedy show on comedy central

 

[Nocturnal]

Discussion

 

[al77]

Originally posted by Toohot4upilot
You WILL pick me up at 1900hrs, you WILL bring flowers, Chocolate is optional but advised. We WILL eat at precisly 2000hrs, movie at 2110hrs, at 2400hrs we WILL go back to my place and you WILL give me multiple orgasms! lol

Pick her up, bring some little chocolate, no flowers,go for drinks instead of dinner and then proceed to your place....

 

[squirrels]

Tell her, "Awesome...what are you cooking? It better be good...home-cooked from scratch, too, none of that microwave sh!t."

 

[duttylove]

^^ lol

 

[Toohot4upilot]

I did what you said guys and it worked out fine, I hardly even remembered her face becuse at first because I was that drunk at the club where we met but it tured out she was about a 7.5 with a great little ass. And could suck start a harly!! lol, just kiddin she was actually about a 7 and pretty boring so I'm not going to see her again. But thx, for the advice it will help in the furture!

Peace out with love and black hair greese
TooHot

 

[catch]

i relly hate to see animals in captivity...

thats why i have become a naturest, i mean, why do people keep animals in captivity... it makes me so angry.... i actually broke in to the local supermarket and grabbed all the bags of ice cubes...

then took them down to the forest and released them all back into the river... be free, be free! ha ha ha

i had a relly strange dream last night...

i was dreaming that i was eating this giant marshmellow, and i couldnt swallow it properly... man it was horrible...
but when i woke up, my PILLOW WAS GONE!!!! HA HA HA

ive just bought this new book book on speed reading...

i red the first half in about a week and i read the second half in about FIVE SECONDS MAN!! HA HA HA