"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ladiesssman

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I'm 33 and she's 21. We make out but when it comes to the real thing (fuk), I don't enjoy it. Now I want to not continue. She keeps calling me and sometimes come to to visit my house. She calls me more and more. How should I end this best so no one gets hurt. Or at least the minimum.

It's the first time I've been with anyone this much younger than me.

My reason for not wanting to continue is because we can't have ultimate sex. We can enjoy making out, but when it comes to intercourse, she doesn't enjoy it. Her vagina is way too tight for my big ****. My **** end up hurting her that she has to ask me to take it out. I guess we're mechanically incompatable.

What would you guys do?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hey,

Work your finger and tongue.

Work on that 'G' spot for about an hour.

That will open that 'thing' up and it will also lube it up.

Fore-play is the key.

cave dweller
 
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Big Pappy

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I would say that you are having the best kind of problem to have!
 
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cave dweller

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tube of lube

Also,

If the fore-play does not work buy a tube of lube....

That stuff will open her up.

cave dweller
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Two letters ... K and Y. That's all you need to fix this problem.
 
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One of my ex-boyfriends was just too damn big...so sometimes that is an issue.

However, your situation sounds to be in part a problem of her not being turned on. It could be that you're too big, too, but if she's not aroused the friction IS going to be rather painful for her.

Making sure she's aroused before trying to have intercourse might help the situation...and it will likely make her actually like it, too. Yes, a lubricant will likely ease her pain, but it won't make her get any enjoyment out of sex. It's better to just take the time to make her ready.
 
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cave dweller covered it...

plus the KY... I keep some in the top drawer of my nightstand

right next to dildos which can also come in handy
 
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Been there, done that.

Turns out that one of my ex's had a tipped uterus. That, in turn, means that I would hit it on just about every stroke. She said it was like being punched in the stomach.

Many years of crappy sex later we finally broke up.

I am now dating a younger woman (22, I'm 35) and don't have NEARLY the problems, but I still hit her uterus some times. You may want to try different positions.

Avoid legs up positions (like standing doggy) and her on top, sitting.

Otherwise - quite frankly - tell her that you are sexually incompatible and call it off. It simply is not worth it in my book. You will find someone who is compatible and will both be happier.
 
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Otherwise - quite frankly - tell her that you are sexually incompatible and call it off. It simply is not worth it in my book. You will find someone who is compatible and will both be happier.
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Agreed. If you stay with this woman, sex will become rare to non-existant. Find someone who is more sexually compatible.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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