"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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camel7000

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hey guys so 2 quick questions..
1:does it hurt a girl if you just try to lift her bra up and over above her breasts with it still on?
2: my girl will let me feel her up, but i cant get her bra off yet, why not? any advice?

please give me some answeres guys, im gonna go for it again tonight
thanks alot
camel7000
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Proselytiser

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It's all right........ if u have a good time!
1. It might hurt if she has a big bust. Either way she might get worried that you'll break her bra

2. Use both hands... I really don't know how you can't do it with two hands. When she's not around, look at the clip on one of her bras. Clip and unclip it a couple of times. It's really easy man
 

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Yea she is a pretty decent C cup, so I'm gonna assume it does hurt.

Yea ok, I've just been stuck on only getting to feel her , so I just need to find a way to be able to get it off..thanks for the help.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Pimp-sicle

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Wow.... you should re-title this post; "How do I take a bra off?"

Most bras are easily removed with one hand; use your thumb and index finger and reach around to the middle of her bra; you'll feel two clips on most traditional bras; most of the time you can just stick your thumb or index finger up in between and the bra will pop right off and also make you look smooth in the process.

Other times if the bra's a little different two fingers should be more than enough to get it off; a simple pinch will undo it.


Don't EVER try to pry a bra off over the girls rack.. LOL that will not make you look good. Even in the worst case scenario; just slightly lower the bra and go from there if you still can't figure out it..




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camel7000

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haha well it was sorta both, thanks for the tips on how to get it off...but im thinking that she dosnt want to take it off, i dont get it.. like shes ripped my shirt off before, and let me "feel her up" but dosnt seem to let me take it off..idk...is she just not ready i guess?
 
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