Help with some comical questions...

[TheLadiesMan]

My gf is pregnant with my baby.. she's a little over 15 weeks. I've got a website up to share with the family and friends. In one section of the baby's website, I've got a page called 'Ask Momma!' which are questions that I have come up with, as well as, some of my family and friends... example:

Question #1: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!
Question #2: Out of 6 billion men, why Mr.Bill?!
Question #3: Is it true he's hung like a horse?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*takes deep breathe*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!


..anywho... I was hoping I could get some help with some questions for next week. Anything to make her giggle while at work you know? A happy mommy, is a happy baby....


I've got another idea as far as content for the website... it's called, 'What's Daddy up to Today?' and I'll have snapshots of me like trippin' out Example: peeing in the fish tank.. etc...

 

[Eyecandie4ya]

Poor fish! Do they deserve a gold shower?

What in the hell would make someone pee in the fish tank?

Pills and a self-hugging medical jacket comes with that mentality.

 

[TheLadiesMan]

Originally posted by Eyecandie4ya
Poor fish! Do they deserve a gold shower?

What in the hell would make someone pee in the fish tank?

Pills and a self-hugging medical jacket comes with that mentality.

Having a baby would make a father trip out so.... work with me plz?

Well, I'm not actually pee'ing in my fish tank... it just looks like it. It's the ole play on the camera trick.

 

[TheLadiesMan]

Question #4: Who's REALLY the father?! 8)


C'mon...anyone? Where's the comics at? Women love a funny guy! There's got to be some here other than me!

 

[TheLadiesMan]

Question #5: Should this man be reproducing?


Wow.... no one with a sense of humor here.... ya'll need to work on crafting that skill, reallydoh.

 

[Ronin I]

Question - Do you still have to fake it all the time?

Question - Are you still having that fling with the mailman? How about the postman? How about the pool cleaner?



Can't really think of anything else.

 

[don_juan_20]

Qossible baby shower gifts:

A: Dvd player
Widescreen tv

Q: What took you guys so long?

A: My guys kept getting lost and never asked for directions.

Q: How many injuries did you suffer during her moodswings?

A: Six concussions, One broken jaw, Two broken noses, One broken cheekbone, Lost four front teeth, Two-thirds of my ear ripped off, A separated shoulder, A fractured left shoulder, A dislocated shoulder, 54 stitches on my left arm, A broken right wrist, Six broken ribs, A torn abdominal, A total of over 300 stitches in my arms, head, eyebrows, hands, ears, shin, cheek and lip, multiple stab wounds.

Q: Is it true it takes over 5 viagra's to get him hard?

 

[TheLadiesMan]

Originally posted by Ronin I
Question - Do you still have to fake it all the time?

Question - Are you still having that fling with the mailman? How about the postman? How about the pool cleaner?



Can't really think of anything else.

omg LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you still have to fake it! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dark Nimbus]

Q: Is it true you thought it was an immaculate conception at first because his d1ck is so small that you weren't sure you even had sex yet?

Q: Are you really that gullible that you believed him when he said he could "pull out" before he came?

Q: If you had to do him over again, would you?

Q: What came first, TheLadiesMan or the Tylenol?

Q: Will you get offended if I use the "Who's YOUR daddy??" line on the child too?

Q: If the child has green eyes, pasty skin, freckles, and curly blonde hair, would a request for a blood test offend you?

*goes back to eating breakfast*

 

[TheLadiesMan]

Originally posted by Dark Nimbus

Q: What came first, TheLadiesMan or the Tylenol?

That question, just made next week's list of questions. Thanks bro!